Out with dugs this morning,
Some auld boy: “Is it a whippet?”
Me: ”nah”
(Before I could tell him)
Auld boy: “greyhound?”
Me: “Naw…. She’s a lurcher”
Auld boy: “aw right, aye”…….
(15 second pause)
Auld boy: “pure?”
Me: ??…….. “Aye mate”
Thought about waiting till he said “doesn’t look like a lurcher” and then educating him but sensible got the better of me so I climbed a fence and f****d off through a field.