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Simoman

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  1. Simoman

    work

    Are you a pimp Eamon Nah unfortunately not, black shirt trousers and sour face is my profession. Your either a bouncer or insurance salesman
  2. Was he married? :kiss:
  3. Cheif, what has chalkwarren ever done to you for you to suggest he spends his hard earned cash on Frain books You have gone down in my estimation
  4. He is a genius Chief, he makes money from it
  5. Simoman

    work

    Are you a pimp Eamon
  6. Nothing as exciting as some previous posts, my terrier bitch destroys any hedgehogs that wander into the run. One of my dogs caught a goose, trouble was it was a pet and I had to get him off it pretty quick.
  7. Simoman

    work

    0830 till 1700 five days a week and every third weekend. Not bad I know people who do hour weeks 52 weeks a year
  8. The only deer I've ever seen run was in Staffordshire in the early 90's. I had a collie that was a usefull dog on the lamp and during a daytime walk we came across a group of fallow, my dog took off after them and gave up after a couple of hundred yards as he realised he was well outmatched..........I really can't see a bandog even coming close
  9. Some cracking footage Welshhound
  10. Its that old saying, Bobs your uncle but Roberts your anti Robert your posts come across nieve at best............Where are these photos you were going post??????????
  11. As far as i'm aware I have never sleepwalked but I do laugh, talk and shout in my sleep. Years ago I dreamt I was in the Queen vic (I don't even watch eastenders) having a fight with Grant Mitchell when I gave my wife a black eye She also woke me once when I was spitting on her , in my dream I was a ruuber duck and a dragon was trying to breathe fire on me
  12. Yes mate, thats really is one of mine. They were originally bred for meat but are now a show rabbit.
  13. you read my mind when i was young i thought plummer was god and couldnt wait for his next book beleived every word itl be the same with frain and todays young hunters truly crap drawings .lots of lies At least as a kid I loved reading Plummers books. Frain has the style............I take it back he has no style
  14. Heres one of mine, around 20lb. Belgian Vlamse Reuse.
  15. Jonno, are you sure the anti bark collar was on correctly? The unit needs to be failry tight and under the neck on the vocal chords, also some models only work on barks and not whining. What about a pigs trotter to knaw on? Your best option is to allow him to bark, enter him correctly and at 18 months he can come and live with me
  16. A date with the guy in the picture :kiss:
  17. Simoman

    MOVING!!

    Hope things work out Frank, I've got three dogs and my wife said no more, fair enough if it was just me I'd have a couple more but if it was just her she would have none so threes not a bad comprimise........
  18. Look no further than the photo on my post im sure yours have got a good hip score mate ,but youve got to admit theres a lot out there that aint. I'm afraid so
  19. Simoman

    ENGLISH BURDS

    A one way ticket to munterville..........
  20. Hopefully it will heal with rest but i'd be pretty pissed at the vet lucky
  21. Simoman

    dont try this

    but do you think he has permission to fly on that public road? if not that would be illegal Everything in this countries illegal nowdays...........keep going turk, never heard of street hawking before
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