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Simoman

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  1. Buster, marriages require work and if you guys want to stay together then you should work and perhaps relate or another organisation is appropriate. The one thing I hear which burns my ass is the stay together for the kids crap. I grew up with that and I would of been happier if they had gone their seperate ways 20 years earlier than they did, the atmosphere and constant rowing is far worse for the kids than the seperation.............
  2. Things to do in Denver when your dead? Just realised it True Romance
  3. Things to do in Denver when your dead?
  4. Ive heard people claim they have a dog capable of pulling down a mouse single-handed ,but have yet to see it! If that was possible someone would have the photographic proof
  5. Whats the hunter doing behind the moose
  6. What was Rory McGrath doing there?
  7. Look forward to hearing about his progress Lucky
  8. Self-doubt is for losers Quoting Homer Simpson Homer, a philosophical genius......... "Kids you tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is never try" "I want to share the three little sentances that will get you through life 1. Cover for me 2. Good idea boss 3. It was like that when I got here" "Beer, the cause and solution of all lifes problems" " If somethings hard to do its not worth doing"
  9. Mark, so humble and not burdened by self doubt Nice jacket
  10. yep, two girls but I wasn't a big Shrek fan, prefered Over the Hedge, The Incredibles, Cars etc.......
  11. Simoman

    Mr J Darcy

    Has Darcy finally sent you a photo to hang above the fireplace to keep the kids away from the fire Wilf?
  12. I think you'll find that mice are now on the "banned" list with dogs. They were added after deerhound owners complained about neck injuries whilst there dogs were reaching for the mice in long grass.......
  13. Not the best of responces, but your new to the mod thing I thought it was a plain informative answer, I highlighted the problem mentioned as the settings on the members pc and in response to his comment that the site was shite (therefore not enjoyable) offered to delete the member and therefore make his life more enjoyable
  14. Sounds like your settings, although if you think the site is shite you can ask to be deleted
  15. I had a girlfriend who was bi-sexual once Sarah,an Austrian bird who always promised me a tryst with her large-breasted turkish ex-girlfriend,sadly that menage-a-troise never came to fruition Lesbians and bi-sexual people do have standards mackem
  16. Crikey Sarah, if Wilfs the forums Jeremy Kyle perhaps you could be Trisha....or Vanessa Feltz
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