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    walking is so 's..... Dolce and Gabana, helloooooooooooo
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    I think it was William Shakespeare who once famously wrote "There are are some right c**ts out there"..........................
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    Love is a "thing" that can't be explained, controlled or ignored................. Keano I like your signature "something inside so strong", I heard a woman quote it in a specialist dvd I got from Amsterdam...............
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    Not everyone can afford those sorts of prices mate!! The ebay books can be expensive but I think around a tenner for a new copy is superb value, with many of Darcys books I bought extra copies, none were sold on ebay. I swapped some for equipment and my mate off here had the new terrier and lurchers books for nowt because he does me favours (not like that) and is a top fella...............
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    Personally I think the dog looks cool, could of been worse I came home last week to find a neighbour licking nutella of my lurchers nether regions.............
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    Aaron, please post the trophy photos, i have lined my boxers with a sponge to soak up excess fluid in preparation for the excitement, next time we get together can I touch one???
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    Feck em JD If you want the book buy it, if not shut up f*****g moaning
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    LMFAO, thats photo did look to convincing.
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    what the f**k ! the replys you give simomon sometimes are f****d up, i think you need to up the dosage on the medication you must take Oh, you sound all manly and strong, can I Pm you? :kiss:
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    Rubbing your rosette around my gentlemans area did feel wrong but also so right, however when you stuck it on with a thumb tack it smarted a bit...........
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    wag has his show wardrobe, waistcoats, moleskins and a special pair of gloves that slip the judge a fiver that is unseen. As for SS, well he is obsessed, like a man possessed to get as many rossettes as possible, just ask the man, i was at a show where he tried to enter the child handler class. Bosun spends all his pocket money on shows, at Rother valley he splashed that many £1's on entry to diferent classes that he borrowed money off me..............
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    McDonalds book is very good. Is it that book that states that the average lifespan of the Fox is 18 months? This is what I was always lead to believe. To be honest Neil I cant remember its years since I read it. I read somewhere that all the foxes used in McDonalds research were dug by terriermen...........
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    Dont ever say "im with you" to wilf, he will be sat behind his pc touching himself and shouting "yes mistress"............
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    Depends on what cross is doing well at the shows, i'll keep them for show season...........
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    Arguing around a terrier ring? Surely not.............................Oh my Tyson should of won, his tail carrage is better oh and Rockys testices were much more shiny etc etc etc, its only a fecking rossette, although for gods sake dont say that to people like wag, Bosun and strong stuff, they spent ages grooming and preparing there dogs for the show ring, they even have lucky crevats and waistcoats.................
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    Your a dry fecker When you next coming up for some man on man action Wilf, the landlord asked me the other night where that hunky cockney chap lived
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    sons of anarchy

    Simoman replied to dare's topic in General Talk

    Dont have sky anymore, just freeview but asked my sister to record this for me, looks good
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    You mean hes a nosey fecker
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    Its true, i did get wet and you scared me badly
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    Darcy

    Simoman posted a topic in General Talk

    Darcy, empty your box, bend over and prepare for a little something to be slipped in.............
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    You sound a bit frustrated old thing.Perhaps you ought to have some ME time.About a minute should do it. Its very generous of you to assist in my sexual release but I shall get a friend to assist with the heavy lifting, besides you conserve your energy for this thread, it seems to have drawn your attention. Not heavy surely! You are right though.If only I had a good book to read to distract my attention. Like lifting a bag of sugar if im honest but back to a book for you, have you tried Fly fishing by JR Hartley, Ive heard its very good..............
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    gotta admit simoman i`m a bit of a cock and a messer ! any chance to call wilf names is good in my book anyway who asked you ? you cock stig, we both know what you would like to do with my cock, but let me tell you big Clarence in C wing who looks after you would not be happy and would punish your chocolate starfish badly...................
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    Turk, why are you buying world hunters a pint, hes only 11 years old Shame couldnt make it, meet up next time mate.
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    You sound a bit frustrated old thing.Perhaps you ought to have some ME time.About a minute should do it. Its very generous of you to assist in my sexual release but I shall get a friend to assist with the heavy lifting, besides you conserve your energy for this thread, it seems to have drawn your attention.
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