Simoman
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Sharp as a tack Sean, I missed that one :11:
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I told him about us.......................... Did you get my text on Friday sweet lips?
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Anyone recommend a good bone man in Lincolnshire or surrounding area?
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Eat it and be gratefull, poor woman............
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Ladies and gentleman, thank you for your kind advice, im sure wag will take it into consideration, perhaps a loo seat attatched to the bumper would do the trick. Manwhore is very harsh, that hurts my feelings as I am still a virgin at 35, the only confusing part is I have children I am interested in the revenge you got on me, you havent left a "present" in my glove box or left one of your imported jazz mags from Amsterdam in my truck? I kknow you like your sexual devience?
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Im sure this mod will be along soon enough to pick up some top tips..................
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Are you insinuating my posts/profile and signature imply im gay??
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That should be easy to do as they have all been marked already in secret as " Moderators" ATB Michael Touche Michael!!! Without us mods bearing a beacon of sanity in a world of confusion this forum would go down quicker than a $10 hooker on crack...................... I know buddy and don't take offence. Just for a laugh as I am in that sort of mood. Take care Michael :11: :11: Michael I didn't take it offensively matey, not at all, just having the craic Then will you go down for $10 Ive nothing else to do this evening :kiss: With
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Please keep the advice coming, im sure he will log on and pick up some tips, he also discussed "fisting" a dog last night and I pray we were thinking of different things.................. On a positive note this kind hearted fellow did drive me half of Lincolnshire trying to get a phone.......
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Please take a moment to read this thread and if you can offer any advice that would be great. Yesterday I was out with a fellow mod and after putting several miles under our belt this moderator felt a sudden movement in his "under carriage" and felt a sudden desire to visit a gentelemans rest room, fortunately for him although we were in the middle of nowhere his wonderful wife didn't spare the horses to get to this man and deliver him to his own "chapel of rest" back at the house. My question is, are there any products available that would "harden" the internal sewerage system on this
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That should be easy to do as they have all been marked already in secret as " Moderators" ATB Michael Touche Michael!!! Without us mods bearing a beacon of sanity in a world of confusion this forum would go down quicker than a $10 hooker on crack...................... I know buddy and don't take offence. Just for a laugh as I am in that sort of mood. Take care Michael :11: :11: Michael I didn't take it offensively matey, not at all, just having the craic
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Very much doubt she will be too big Best of luck with her.............
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John Huberry, although I dont know where you are............
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That should be easy to do as they have all been marked already in secret as " Moderators" ATB Michael Touche Michael!!! Without us mods bearing a beacon of sanity in a world of confusion this forum would go down quicker than a $10 hooker on crack......................
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, Sean, are you single? sorry luv no..........i live happily with my two lesbian lovers !!! Oh well, I shall offers my man whore services to others, bitchhhhhhhh
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Ian only has so many hours in the day........................
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, Sean, are you single?
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Get it sorted gay boy, oh and pick up your phone you shirt lifter...............
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Exmoor, isnt that darn sarf?
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A cheetah on 10 grammes of speed couldnt match you for speed behind the wheel..............................
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Rich, god bless you for putting my ultimate fantasy down in print.................
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:sick:
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Unfortunately its a sellers market, as I said I gave my last spare copies away to a mate. Mainly as pages 3-15 were stuck together with a fishy glue type substance..........
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To be honest Grant with the amount of people who are professional whingers on this site my patience can be streched, I'd quite like a new Scooby Estate but I can't afford one, so I dont whinge about Subaru being expensive and rip the shit out of them, no I settle with my pimped out corsa. The books are good quality and well priced. Darcy didnt have to reply, it was my opinion mate, I still think if you dont want to buy a book, thats fine, if you want to add constructive critisism then thats fine too but Darcy has written some good books in a unusual field and many folk just piss and moan b
