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Simoman

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  1. And loads of KFC rubbish in the footwells............
  2. This made me laugh.......but to true...... Oi......works on my dogs to...... They often respond to much worse............... So do mine when they have Just tipped the bin over.....and caused chaos I purposefully tip the bin on the floor for the dogs too eat as its saves emptying it and I save the planet with less polythese bags....................result
  3. Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, do you hunt in a shell suit and reebok classics? :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: forgot the burberry cap and gold Slipping Tyson, Rocky and Psycho through the back window of a Vauxhall Corsa......................
  4. Perhaps you are lucky with a biddable litter or your a gifted trainer, worked with a few and they were like pulling teeth.............Not very drivey or handler orientated................. Perhaps I should clarify Im talking about pure ridgebacks, I have no experience of crosses..........
  5. This made me laugh.......but to true...... Oi......works on my dogs to...... They often respond to much worse...............
  6. Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, do you hunt in a shell suit and reebok classics?
  7. Oi.....most of my dogs respond to oi.......................
  8. Rearrange these words, the, carpet, under, brushed. Your right it will be labelled a "tragic accident" and disapear quietly.............
  9. You mean landcruiser powerslides aren't normal?
  10. So, does anyone know how they respond to basic training etc? Not well....................
  11. Bet my left bollock nothing happens........................
  12. I like the fact you are asked if your a copper every five minutes................
  13. Want to handle my cock, well i know he likes poultry......

  14. You called master?
  15. Yes you would would't you. :blink: Just look under every bush...... hang on, that don't sound right........ never mind, good luck. ATB Michael Seek and ye shall find Michael..............with some unbelievable luck!!!
  16. There out there, you sometimes find them in funny places.....................
  17. Don't sit on it during spin cycle with your French maids uniform on.................
  18. You'll have his boyfriend after you .......... Oh get you, bitches :kiss: I have met some truly wonderfull people of this site, some who are very special and gained tonnes of knowledge and impaired wisdom, the one thing I dont like is the photos my "chums" send me, Aaron knows the one I mean :sick: :sick: :sick:
  19. Little wink has been seen in a public loo on many a London common.........

  20. They don't want to appear greedy..................
  21. Mosquitos as big as your fist???? Snoop would feel like he was in Jurassic park
  22. He is an excellent dog, a credit to his breeding.
  23. Try deep heat................
  24. I have artery pains looking at the photo.I'd give it a go though
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