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Simoman

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  1. We kick peddlers of the site, if newbies join just to sell animals then its adios, if its merely a second advery then its fine, but numerous adverts just selling dogs and making no contribution to other threads will be gone.................
  2. “Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.â€
  3. That first clip is from a film..........
  4. Yeah, and i'll do the same again if you break your ASBO
  5. Serves them right for touching a woman............
  6. Congratulations, what lifes all about..........
  7. Just try and keep the pup calm and do it in short spells, gently chastise him when he gets rough..........
  8. Lurcher owners are always judged, just because I hunt in adidas sambas, a shell suit and wear burberry when working my bull cross people judge me..................
  9. Ladies and gents I need some urgent help, I was arrested last night and charged with drink driving, I had to give a urine sample which proved positive, anyway I have stolen the sample and escaped from custody but im now being charged with taking the piss, any advice?
  10. I think he amazing..............
  11. Get off your horse and drink your milk............
  12. you upset someone nah ... He nevers calls But when he does that man can talk
  13. Yes I remember digging it out after you got it bogged down in a moist field
  14. That was in a John Wayne film too........ Cant stand any of the macho type names, Tyson/Rocky/Rambo etc etc etc etc
  15. ha ha get your point you wouldent think i went to oxford university lol
  16. Hello Ray, long time no chat, give us a call sometime.................
  17. Well after 14 years my divorce has finally come through. The last year has had some amazing highs and unexpected turn of events and the lowest of lows, i'm not a drinker but im now logging off to go to the pub and get absoulutly steaming drunk until I either upset someone or pass out!!!! Adios amigos
  18. Even though he tried Robert Langdon still couldn't unlock the mystery of his posts.................
  19. this is simple ansa .coz they r full ov shit [bANNED TEXT] out a clue and chat shit to sel dogs to make muny or get sumet bk off the dog wats a pile ov shit or wat they hav spoilt?yes this is to all u wankers who av dun it u no who u r Calling Robert Langdon, forget the Da Vinci code, your needed to decypher this post................
  20. Mmmm, is that so Robbie, what are you basing this educated opinion on?
  21. You have just taken the words out of my mouth and i agree with skycats comments....................
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