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Simoman

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  1. Livin easy. livin free......

    1. IanB

      IanB

      Big Gay Botty Boy!

    2. topnotch

      topnotch

      Not if your names raoul moat lol

  2. I received an irate e-mail from an obese walrus with a disability who was disgusted that I compared him to the sire in countrymans weekly, I only hope this full apology is enough to heal your wounds...........
  3. Hi cramp, not seen you online for a while.......
  4. Simoman

    laptop

    Whoever buys this will get a bargain, not only is it a good model, but jeppi has literally thousands of photos of naked men/dwarves and she males saved to the hard drive
  5. Im on the highway to hell.........

    1. jeppi

      jeppi

      what you done now lol lol

  6. Who loves ya baby....x x x x x

  7. Chimp, I always thought of you as a Gola or Dunlop man
  8. You may well be mate, trouble is far too many folk have a lack of grey matter and will take it literally. Also just look at the quality of some of the threads posted, the "Will my bull/grey/saluki/pug beat a grizzly in a fight", and before you laugh this was an actualthread by a member with the IQ of a roadkill stoat.........................
  9. It would be funny if it wasn't so true Wilf, the "caliber" of some of the "members" on this site is mind boggling.........
  10. I think with the decreasing gene pool and problems with them mating with feral domestics gives one of our most endangered mammals a hard enough time without some numpty trekking through the highlands with addidas sambas and a lurcher on slip..................Oh and they are very protected...............
  11. I was sure you was going to say Don Frye As you know I think Dons promos are hilarious and I love watching his fights but definately not one of the best
  12. I think we both know that Wilf is the lovechild of Giant haystacks and Sue Pollard......
  13. Erm, no not everything, just members offering to bring their presa and assorted breed to catch it, now that is illegal and pretty daft putting such a thing on a public forum thinking you are untraceable.................
  14. You fairies should know real men ride Honda C50's.................
  15. I really enjoyed watching Arlovski fight but he had a glass jaw when tested.........
  16. Two questions, what cake and how big are your slices
  17. there everywhere mate dont u have a tele,got them all over near my house and they can shift,farmer tried to run one over in truck and coundt catch it at 40mph over plough 40 mph , I think the old boy may need to go to specsavers, unless boar in your neck of the woods is another word for hare
  18. Just been to papershop and picked up a copy, what a joke, the sire looks like he has the agility and grace of a disabled obese walrus, the add state sire has strength and stamina "feck off". I also read a ratting article where, and I quote "a rat that was at least 17 inches long flew at me, actually biting into the stick I was carrying" They also mention being "armed" with a metal bar, what a complete joke These folks that breed stupid crosses and charge pathetic money in my opinion are just as bad as peddlers and dealers..........
  19. Personally, never in a million years, it will do nothing a 60lb bull cross can't and will have less agility, speed and "balls"............
  20. Well being carefull is always beneficial with the current guilty until proven innocent mentality linked to hunting. Especially when you have people offering on a public forum to bring a lurcher/harrier/presa and......rottie to "assist"
  21. You sure mate? Could just be breed twaddle as my mum used to keep chows in the 50's and 60's, I think sticking the chow between two slices of buttered white bread was and still is there most usefull vocation...........
  22. This isn't New Zealand mate, by hunting boar with dogs you are breaking the law and putting it on a forum accessed by over 20,000 people...........
  23. Whereabouts are you in Nottinghamshire, I "might" know of something......
  24. Only seen them in books, I dont think there are any in this country, just remember mate that there will be dogs already in this country that can guard better than them and everyone wants something different, this usually equates to ££££££££££
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