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speedlamper

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  1. would have to be a penis reduction, some people might think having a 16" cock is great but let me tell you its nothing but a burden
  2. if she doesnt like it i'd tell her to come here and bend over while i do her from behind
  3. if you see a polar bear is eating a penguin where are you?
  4. her boobs when they droop to her knees :sick:
  5. which is best on chips salt or vineger?
  6. if i have 6 apples in my left hand & 5 oranges in my right hand what have i got? jeremy beadles hands?
  7. knock the chicken out by smacking it over the head with the corn, knock the fox out with the chicken
  8. if everything i say is a lie am i telling the truth when i say im lying? Yes. if i was telling the truth the first part is a lie
  9. if everything i say is a lie am i telling the truth when i say im lying?
  10. you dont bury survivors
  11. i was gonna see it but i thought i'd stay home and count grains of rice instead
  12. and anyway... tellin us to vote when you havent
  13. how did he get it out? lol probably the same way it went in :sick:
  14. i doubt its true(i hope not anyway) but my mates mates mate (you know the one)reckons the worst prank he's done when someones out of it is sticking a jonny over the end of pencil, pulled the pants down and inserted it up his arse and pulled the pencil out so the jonnys left hangin out when he woke up :sick: :sick:
  15. that this series over? there only doing one more series after this unless they can sort out the argument over pay
  16. did you spend a fornight in a specialist burns unit? the b*****d deserved every minute of the 12months he'll be serving at her majestys b&b
  17. just seen in my local paper a guy has appeared in court after setting fire to his friend... as a joke! after a heavy days drinking the bloke fell asleep on the settee and was woken to find his leg on fire and his friend stood there laughing with a bottle of meth spirits in his hand what a c**t!!
  18. racist! have to agree though, look what that scottish c**t is doing to england There's been c**t's just as bad as Brown before he was PM and they wern't scottish ....and the biggest c**t of all was Thatcher who used the scottish people as guinea pigs with the Poll Tax. Wonder what the next c**t will do. There's a lot of c**ts in politics...English as well as Scottish...All politicians should be sterilised to stop them breeding imo....rant over the differance is she won an election, that prick couldnt win a raffle! she had some major bad points but she also had some bloody
  19. pair dress in dead dog jumpers the final straw was when the bloke started licking his own arse
  20. racist! have to agree though, look what that scottish c**t is doing to england There's been c**t's just as bad as Brown before he was PM and they wern't scottish ....and the biggest c**t of all was Thatcher who used the scottish people as guinea pigs with the Poll Tax. Wonder what the next c**t will do. There's a lot of c**ts in politics...English as well as Scottish...All politicians should be sterilised to stop them breeding imo....rant over the differance is she won an election, that prick couldnt win a raffle! she had some major bad points but she also had some bloody
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