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  1. hes got to be a bit of a attention seeker for him to be a stand up comic surely , but I get your point . True............but i'd doubt you'll see him on a Celebrity thing anytime soon................ mind I'd pay good money to see him in the jungle can you imagine lol
  2. hes got to be a bit of a attention seeker for him to be a stand up comic surely , but I get your point .
  3. Just read that comedian Frankie Boyle is on a hunger strike in support of a UK resident of Saudi decent Shaker Aamer being held in Gauntanamo Bay . What do ya reckon then shameless self promotion for a comedian that hasn't been on tv for a while or genuine act to help highlight an innocent mans plight ?
  4. It's on Amazon. uk for eighteen quid. You won't get it for much under a score anywhere, these days. And it was Alfred T. Curtis. Giving your bro' this book and having his wife read it to him would be ~ believe me ~ the greatest gift you could bestow. Written in 1960, it yet relates Curtis' illegal bird catching activities. Bird catching only being made illegal in 1954, see how he'd have been posting, on here, of his " Pre Ban " hauls with the Clap Nets? Best of all, it's all set around Essex / East London. It sounds like your brother will absolutely recognise the craic here. F**
  5. lol I think ill have to get him that book though as a sort of an apology , mind you hell have to get hes Missus to read it to him lol. I shouldnt take the Micky really as he knows more about birds than ill ever know !
  6. Cheers pete I've just rang my brother and I think your spot on there mate. He said a switty bird is a bird that's got a switty note or sounds like hes singing switty in hes song . Apparently their highly prized if they've got a certain amount of swittys ! I also said sorry to him for calling him a liar lol
  7. no I haven't pete and I'm sure my brother hasn't as well because he can't read lol . He used to go in a pub in Bethnal green and there's used to be a lot of bird men in the pub I went in there one time and that's when he told me he could tell where they come from ,but he'd had a couple and he pissed himself laughing when I told to fcuk of you liar . Hmm maybe I owe him an apology then
  8. Alright lads I was taking to my brother and he's a keen goldfinch man but he's also a massive wind up Cnut . So he starts to tell me that goldfinches have accents in their song , I start to laugh and he said that he can tell a lot of the time where a bird comes from by he's song lol . Now is he pulling my pudding ? And also what is a switty bird ?
  9. i bet someone loses their job now !
  10. yer but on a lighter note I'm going to the coast at the weekend lol. Swings and roundabouts, eh. I not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day , today and I'm going to be happy in it . Yep swings and roundabouts.
  11. yer but on a lighter note I'm going to the coast at the weekend lol.
  12. Oh well that's made me feel better lol !
  13. They've just knocked hes two front teeth out so its he gives a better blow job haha
  14. That'll be where the term slap head comes from on the bride side, could be worse....... You could be like tomo and malt, baldy with a back like a silver back yep it could be a lot worse I'm lucky as I haven't got a hairy back . I've got a mate thats got such a hairy back it looks like he's got a badger trying to escape under he's T shirt lol.
  15. I've got plenty of thick dark hair only trouble is its all around the side and back of my head lol. I'm going bald so its to the bone when I go to the barbers . I've got a couple of little nephews that think its great fun to creep up behind me and slap my head because they like the sound it makes , they think its highly funny lol !
  16. Michael Douglas is a lucky b*****d, fair play.. apparently micheal puts hes terrible disease down to to much oral sex, but hes been given ok and has been free of it for the last two years . he said "he's not going down without a fight "
  17. ok I give up Eve Myles is proper hot !! i couldn't remember her though .
  18. ah Diamandis a lovely old fashioned Welsh name lol Her mam is a Jones. And Voderman all classic celtic Welsh names ! OK OK mun !! Katherine JENKINS !! Fairplay she's real hot ! So there's the two Katherine's and er oh yer dont forget Ruth madoc in her day lol, and Er Er the girl out of the doctor who spin of . And the girl of Emmerdale no not really well maybe anymore ?
  19. ah Diamandis a lovely old fashioned Welsh name lol Her mam is a Jones. And Voderman all classic celtic Welsh names !
  20. ah Diamandis a lovely old fashioned Welsh name lol
  21. Sounds like he twists in drink from what I've read . Mind you he did go down well lol
  22. Nice dog and just ready for a little look when the season starts !
  23. I think this fight will do Fury the world of good It'll show him were hes actually at ! I think he'll have to bring hes A game and then some to win. Haye seems supremely confident you can almost read hes mind like " oh I'm going to hurt you so bad " lol
  24. post code co6 1hs up m11 to stanstead turnoff then just follow a120 good little show seems to be quite a few goingcheers mate !
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