Hey big wheel

[stealthy1 3,964]

The Big Wheel is a guy that lives a couple of miles up the road from me, he’s the most arrogant arsehole you could ever meet, thinks he’s the main man, he owns some veg packing factory out near Boston, his Mrs is ok, she’ll stand and talk, she’s a nice lass, him, he’s the sort that would drive through a puddle in his Lexus just to soak you, that type, his Mrs is a keen gardener, likes roses and fruit trees, bedding plants, that sort of thing, they have a warren full of rabbits on the edge of their wood, which plagues the hell out of her, stripping her trees and digging up the lawn, well me being a nice sort of person, I offered my services at the local pub while talking to her one night, well he got the right hump and gave me a gob full, said if I went any were near his rabbits he’d give me both barrels of his shotgun up my arse. Do you believe in Karma? I couldn’t be arssed to drive to my nearest permission this morning, so thought I would toss the day off, anyway I needed some milk, so off to the corner shop, walked in the door, and who’s standing there, Mrs Big Wheel. Hello I said, how you doing, ok she replied, how’s the garden I said, she laughed because she knew I was taking the p**s, bloody rabbits she said, the next thing she is telling me that Mr Big Wheel has a hospital appointment that morning, I laughed and said, wouldn’t it be funny if his rabbits disappeared, with raised eyebrows and a couple of nods, she left the shop. Don’t know why, but I wanted those rabbits, so rang a mate and asked him if he was up for a bit of a laugh, to which he replied yes, gear and ferrets in the car, mate picked up and given the rundown on the mission, so off to big wheels wood we went, we sneaked through the wood to the edge of his lawn, and there it is, a little warren with twelve holes, quick scan about, nets set, check the collars are switched on, back out onto the lawn, ferrets down, scuttle back to the safety of the wood, bang! First rabbit hits the net, out I run, rabbit stretched, new net on, scuttle back to the wood, chuckling like a kid, then another bolter, this went on for about twenty five minutes, hope they don’t have CCTV I thought, don’t think I could live this down if they were to show it on one of ITV’s Caught In The Act programs, every time I thought about Big Wheel asking his Mrs what she thought had happened to his rabbits I burst out laughing. Next thing I notice is my jill running around in the middle of the lawn, a quick dash to grab her and plop! She’s back in the box, nets gathered in, and we are off, Anyway wound up with eight plump rabbits to end the morning with. Don’t know if Mrs Big Wheel will realise what’s happened to his bunnies, but that was never the point of the exercise, I have his rabbits, and my arse is still intact, Big Wheel, you lose. And the moral of this story is! Don’t get mad get even. I would have liked to post pics of us ferreting his garden, but for obvious reasons we left the camera at home, so you’ll have to make do with these or use your imagination.

 

Cheers

Stealthy1.

[Guest mickyrichardson]

thats the way to do it mate, that reminds me of ferreting a doctors garden when i was a young un the only thing is i got caught digging his lawn to a stop end his face was a picture he went crazy lol thanks for bringing back them memorys

[stealthy1 3,964]

thats the way to do it mate, that reminds me of ferreting a doctors garden when i was a young un the only thing is i got caught digging his lawn to a stop end his face was a picture he went crazy lol thanks for bringing back them memorys

 

Have you ever thought of going back and getting your revenge Micky.

[miss lurcher bitch 319]

nice one mate that made me laugh good on ya

[Kenny.B 1]

Great story Stealthy, thanks for the chuckle.

[tommy.c 859]

That was a great read mate, i havent laught at the computer in a long time!! ha,ha, ha, well done... :victory:

[just jack 998]

class stealthy good read

[Tyla 3,179]

Brilliant!!! Thats cheered me up, just got in from lamping - got soaking wet and blanked but now im happy again! Pure class

[Guest mickyrichardson]

thats the way to do it mate, that reminds me of ferreting a doctors garden when i was a young un the only thing is i got caught digging his lawn to a stop end his face was a picture he went crazy lol thanks for bringing back them memorys

 

Have you ever thought of going back and getting your revenge Micky.

its years since ive been up that way mate will make a detour too find out though lol if i get caught im blaming you lol

[tommy.c 859]

thats the way to do it mate, that reminds me of ferreting a doctors garden when i was a young un the only thing is i got caught digging his lawn to a stop end his face was a picture he went crazy lol thanks for bringing back them memorys

 

Have you ever thought of going back and getting your revenge Micky.

its years since ive been up that way mate will make a detour too find out though lol if i get caught im blaming you lol

go for it micky you dare devil,, and tell us all about it!! :gunsmilie:

[stealthy1 3,964]

thats the way to do it mate, that reminds me of ferreting a doctors garden when i was a young un the only thing is i got caught digging his lawn to a stop end his face was a picture he went crazy lol thanks for bringing back them memorys

 

Have you ever thought of going back and getting your revenge Micky.

its years since ive been up that way mate will make a detour too find out though lol if i get caught im blaming you lol

 

I'm going to blame my ferrets if I get caught, and dont forget to post the visit to the doctors if you go.

[Kay 3,709]

Nice one thats twice you made me laugh in a week

[stealthy1 3,964]

Nice one thats twice you made me laugh in a week

 

I may have to go for a hattrick then!

[andy s410c 62]

Good tale that S1....good on you for "helping" out with the rabbit problem

[Kay 3,709]

Nice one thats twice you made me laugh in a week

 

I may have to go for a hattrick then!

Oh thats strange i brought a tripod today