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HOW TO PHONE POLICE

 

 

WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Marsh Green, Wigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

 

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

 

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.

 

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

 

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

 

I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!? :gunsmilie:

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feckin classic i like it :clapper::clapper: a few year ago an old fella lives nr me got off a coach from a darts match around midnight he caught 2 lads carting his garden bench up the road being an ex boxer he batted em both and dragged his bench back home he was 72 at the time these 2 young fit 20 yr olds took him to court for assault the judge fined him £5 and gave him 6 months to pay -- justice for the old .. and he still tells the story every sunday night in the pub ..

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many years back before she died my nan had problems with kids garden hopping her garden was her pride and joy so i set up 6 trip guns around her garden after a couple of days i was round checking when my nan said the police had been last night as someone had shot at some local kids strange that they came when she phoned for them destroying her garden for some reason they never came back

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shit hot ,love it ,if only we could do stuff like that .claybusters al ..simular story years ago my uncle had trouble with someone stealing things ,set a fishing line around the perimeter of his place with fish hooks every metre or so , never caught anyone but lost a lot of hooks . cheers . :thumbs::clapper:

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