bez 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 me and the dog went for a stroll this morning it had been pissing down in the night so you can imgine the state of the dog after an hour orso running about in the fields.anyway once we got home let the dog out of the van could not believe it at that moment my mrs mate was just leaving the dog ran passed her run straight through the house leaving muddy prints behind her up the stairs and laid on our bed mud everywhere.the mrs as gone ballistic as you can imagine.anyway gotta go and empty the washing machine lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Never see the funny side do they ,wives Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 It's happened to me with my dogs on more than one occasion! :vava: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Precious moments eh? Was a time when one of ours was reluctant to let the Mrs into the house...........100% man's best friend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miss lurcher bitch 319 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 well i would go a little mad but nothing that cant be sorted joys of owning dogs i gess bye her some flowers to say mlbsorry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bezza Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Could have been worse. I had a very wet and very muddy springer jump into a complete stranger's brand new car. The owners of the car were the type whose new reg car was their pride and joy. The woman was in tears and the bloke was red faced with anger. I gave my apologies and made a quick exit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,953 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 My Missus' is Ok with me out with the dogs, pretty much everytime BUT she's not so keen on ME going out on the piss, tends to be more bed damage then! Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j davies 8 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 me and the dog went for a stroll this morning it had been pissing down in the night so you can imgine the state of the dog after an hour orso running about in the fields.anyway once we got home let the dog out of the van could not believe it at that moment my mrs mate was just leaving the dog ran passed her run straight through the house leaving muddy prints behind her up the stairs and laid on our bed mud everywhere.the mrs as gone ballistic as you can imagine.anyway gotta go and empty the washing machine lol my misses has traind my 2 cocker spainles to come home sit in the utility room she or me dry them and then they come in the house she would do the same with me only i come in through the front door lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dean 29 27 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 My mates dog managed to get into his mothers bedroom, they came home to find that she had dug a hole into the mattress, pulled the stuffing out and was sleeping fast inside.....lol! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 many years ago went for an early morning dig an easy dig we done in the past .. turned out to be a long day - i missed a family wedding it was before the days of mobile phones i sent a message home with a mate to say i`d catch her up turned up a the reception at half 7 at night another time 5 off us set off early sat morning for a 2 day show in wales told her i`d be back late sunday night we got home tues ... shes still here bless her .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 many years ago went for an early morning dig an easy dig we done in the past .. turned out to be a long day - i missed a family wedding it was before the days of mobile phones i sent a message home with a mate to say i`d catch her up turned up a the reception at half 7 at night another time 5 off us set off early sat morning for a 2 day show in wales told her i`d be back late sunday night we got home tues ... shes still here bless her .. Do you want to swap?? Because mine ripped the arse of me today for leaving me fecking shoes in the wrong place.. This was just after i'd cooked dinner, been shopping, prepared tomorrows tea, etc, etc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Fecking birds eh.................... if men had tits and weren't so hairy i'd be more like ESS........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Celibacy is fine with me cheers LDR.. :sick: I'm thinking of joining the local monastery its been so long.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Celebacy is fine with me cheers LDR.. :sick: I thinking of joining the local monestry its been so long.. Just wait till she's asleep mate empty out over her chops and stick her eyes together.............she'll sharp learn the error of her ways and start sleeping with her mouth open.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jultaylor1972 2 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 100% man's best friend Never a more true word!! Here's a test to prove it............................ go and get you wife and dog and put them both in the car boot, securely lock it and leave! Go back in an hour and see who is the happiest to see you!!! I rest my case! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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