whippeter69 88 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Jesus agrees, get the f**k out If in dout, dont shoot All the pheasant bred, will never repay for one man dead Rushing is the first step to failure Whos he when hes at home? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest blackntan Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 YOU CAN BEAT AN EGG BUT YOU CAN NOT BEAT A WXNK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackay 3,090 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 You can sleep with a light on but you can't sleep with a hard on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mass_G3nocide Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 A face like a slapped arse A face like a woman chewing a lemon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mass_G3nocide Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 You can sleep with a light on but you can't sleep with a hard on. Very true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 997 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 east to west is always best,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mouth like a pxxkx's flipflop,,,,,,,,,,get past the smell and you've got it licked,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a dog is for life, not just for xmas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ivanh 4 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 No such thing as bad weather. JUST THE WRONG CLOTHES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simba 1 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 a face like a bulldog chewing wasps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratman2 2 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 You'll meet yourself coming back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hairyface 211 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 2 heeds are better than 1 even if they are sheep heeds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurchers n lamps Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 A face like a slapped arse A face like a woman chewing a lemon she has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp she has a face like a bulldog liking a piss soaked nettal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 "Not so hard Quentin, its hurting..........." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ulverston moocher 60 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Play with feathers get ur arse tickled. Sick as a morcambe muscle. The empty vessel makes the most noise. What would you ecspect from a pig but a grunt. It doesnt matter how far a donkey travels it will still be an ass. He who who flies with the crows should expect to get shot. He who thinks byt the inch and talks by the yard should be kicked byt foot. A second class ride is better than a first class w**k. An arse like 2 ferrets fighting in a sack. Arse-holes are like opinions everybodys got one. Where theres muck theres money. to old of a cat to be fu**ed by a kitten. to make an omelet you have to brake some eggs. to many chiefs not enough indians. just a few to get you started till I remeber some more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MAIN MAN 277 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 a fanny will draw yu farther than gun powder will blow yu! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lucylocket 0 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 A grin like a fox eating s*** from a wire brush, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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