kash 1 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 dont read if you have bollox torque testicles...................... they turn round inside ......so cutting the blood supply off to them...only 2 options ... 1......do f**k all about it....come back 2 weeks later and be castrated 2 have the OP....which means having your ball sack cut from one side to the other taking your balls out...putting them the right way round the .............wait for it........stitching them to the side off of your ball sack :sick: ........so they don't do it again !!! when coming round from the OP and the shock to hold.....i did shed a tear or 2......i had a ball sack that looked exactly like a corckey ball...stitches the lot My God, thats rough. Makes your eyes water just thinking it. i take it the anti's won't be reading this then no bollox Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 kidney stones - oh the morphine didnt touch it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 To the pair of you. Not a fecking chance in hell of me doing it again,just so you 2 gits can sit there laughing your balls off. Beats waxing though it takes my missus a good half hour to do just her eyebrows i DID my whole head in 2 SECONDS . The worst part was my mum sending me back to school after a week,Yes you guessed it STILL with no hair on my head,all the kids wanted to draw on it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
valerio 32 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 (edited) in 93 i had my nose bones smashed for the 5th time,I had an operation to fix it up and I had about 20cm tampon put inside.when they removed it after two weeks it was unbeliveble pain. The other worst one was kidney stones,I went for a piss and I just fell to the ground unable to stand up. Edited November 7, 2008 by valerio Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 To the pair of you.Not a fecking chance in hell of me doing it again,just so you 2 gits can sit there laughing your balls off. Beats waxing though it takes my missus a good half hour to do just her eyebrows i DID my whole head in 2 SECONDS . The worst part was my mum sending me back to school after a week,Yes you guessed it STILL with no hair on my head,all the kids wanted to draw on it AH! That's where the Mr Tea Pot name comes from Now, as for the laughing, you're right, we are a bit. But, please take it in the spirit it's meant, we're laughing with you not at you :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stork 1 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 bet this was a bad one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 AH! That's where the Mr Tea Pot name comes from Now, as for the laughing, you're right, we are a bit. But, please take it in the spirit it's meant, we're laughing with you not at you :lol: I was not laughing Don't worry i have a sense of humer and can take it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,522 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 If you REALLY have such a well developed sense of humour Mr T any chance of a filmed repetition of the incident Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 bet this was a bad one Kissing tarmac stings like f**k, kid needs a big plaster eh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stork 1 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Walking the 3 mile walk back pissed from the pup piss** up and my mate said bet you cant punch the sign off the lamp post wel me thinking its plastic smacks it its metal blood broken wrist and fuc** up knuckles and hand falling of a motor bike and the exhaust melting my wellies to me leg and then cooling down and cutting of witha layer of hard skin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dai dogs 2,007 Posted October 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 (edited) .. Edited November 1, 2009 by dai dogs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MAIN MAN 277 Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 ive got an abcess under one of my back teeth atm, thank god for solpadol mate iv had a couple abceses they f..n are bad news. only one place for them suckers (out) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 got hit on my head face and shoulder with a metal bar that bloody hurt! i didnt even know what planet i was on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 4,007 Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 shingles though tooth ache doesnt put a smile on your face. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 just thought i dig this one back up as theres been a few new members in the last 12 months. also maybe someone has had memorable pain recently. nothing has changed , still kidney stones .................mutha feckers they are Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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