Guest little lurcher Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 firstly my 4yr old started part time school this year and the first reading book he brought home was " the fox and the rabbit" , yes a visit to the headmistress , resulted in me talking my way out of a very risky situation !!! my eldest once lamped ME up whilst doing something i shouldnt , then retoted well i couldnt see properly and can we get another !!! the latest my little one has done is turned his rocking horse upside down and started skinning it!!! , me thinks itstime for that little chat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 firstly my 4yr old started part time school this year and the first reading book he brought home was " the fox and the rabbit" , yes a visit to the headmistress , resulted in me talking my way out of a very risky situation !!! my eldest once lamped ME up whilst doing something i shouldnt , then retoted well i couldnt see properly and can we get another !!! the latest my little one has done is turned his rocking horse upside down and started skinning it!!! , me thinks itstime for that little chat He is just inquisitive , he needs to know how his horse is made i took my dads watch apart once , he wasnt best pleased Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,676 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 When my youngest was around four or five he saw me gut a rabbit and said "Dad,you broke it now" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 haha, I got my mum in a bit of a sticky situation when i called the headmistress in my primary school in year 1 a whore. I still cant think where i learnt that word. And we all used to wind up our year to vegetarian teacher. that had mother and father in school appointments alot more often Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 When my youngest was around four or five he saw me gut a rabbit and said "Dad,you broke it now" I had to tell my youngest lad off he kept getting rabbits out the freezer & chasing these girls round the living room with them, he thought it was funny , i didnt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,250 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 firstly my 4yr old started part time school this year and the first reading book he brought home was " the fox and the rabbit" , yes a visit to the headmistress , resulted in me talking my way out of a very risky situation !!! my eldest once lamped ME up whilst doing something i shouldnt , then retoted well i couldnt see properly and can we get another !!! the latest my little one has done is turned his rocking horse upside down and started skinning it!!! , me thinks itstime for that little chat My son is only six and knows all what he is legally allowed to hunt . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,295 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 When my daughter wasnot much more than a toddler she came up behind me whilst I was gutting some mackeral. " What have you done with the heads ",she asked . I explained that they were in a plastic bag ."Can I see them ",she asked . I laid them out . "Ooh Daddy ",she said "Can I chop their eyes? ". A good honest appreciation of life,death and where food comes from. Never did my little girl any harm . Only yesterday I recieved a letter from her thanking me for such a wonderfull childhood. I should have recieved it a couple of days ago but it had to go through the Holloway censors first. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lampman 7 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 I WAS IN BACK GARDEN DOING A BIT OF GARDENING AND MY YOUNG LAD WAS PLAYING IN THE SITTING ROOM, NOW HE WAS ONLY A BABY AND ONLY STARTING TO GET OUT OF NAPPYS AND HAD A HABBIT OF TAKEN HIS PAINTS OFF... NEXT THING THE MISS CAME OUT WITH HER HAND OVER HER MOUTH SHE TOLD ME TO GO IN AND LOOK WHAT YOUR SON HAD DONE, SO I WENT IN HE HAD SHIT ON THE FLOOR AND DECIDED TO GET A TOY SOWRD AND PLAY GOLF WITH IT HE PUT IT ALL OVER THE WALLS AND ALL OVER THE TV :sick: :sick: :sick: HE THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT FUN YEAH MAYB FOR HIM BUT NOT FOR ME I HAD TO CLEAN IT :sick: :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
countrymaid 2 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 I got called into my youngest daughters class by her teacher, my daughter was only 5 at the time and rarely spoke. But on this day the whole class was asked what they had done over the weekend and my daughter got up and was all excited and said sally our whippet had puppies and they came out of her Fanny !! well her teacher said she was gobbed smacked as it was the most she had ever heard my daughter say. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sulurian 3 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 My boy 10 years old proudly told his entire class and teacher of how he and his dad and killed two foxes the previous w/end and how!!!!..phone call off his mother ensued after she got one from the school...what you say?.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,295 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 My daughter again.This time at my Mum's for tea. Sausages as it happened. Now the tiddler had recently learned where sausages come from and she also had a reasonable idea of anatomy due to the number of animals we kept about the place. This knowledge led her to announce that sausages were made of pigs-willies! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
claybusers al 9 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 when my eldest daughter was at nursery i got a letter to attend a meeting when i got there i was informed that they did not think my daughter should spend so much time in the pub and that a 3 year old shouldnt know how to play pool and fruit machines they hadnt bothered to work out that her mother and myself where pub managers but what realy got them going was that she told them that if your going to hit someone with a pool cue you have to use the thick end Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest little lurcher Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 pmsl , kids hey!!! just think of the stories we will be able to tell there girl friends and boyfriends !! ha ha parents revenge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 377 Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 A few years ago I was standing in a Tesco's checkout queue when the little girl in the trolley in the next checkout said to her pretty young mum 'Mum, can I have some sweets?'. 'No' said the mother. 'Oh please' said the little one. 'No - you had sweets yesterday' said the mum looking a bit agitated. So the little angel in her loudest voice said 'Well .. . if you don't buy me any sweets I will tell everyone in here that I saw you with Daddy's willie in your mouth . . .' You can just imagine the aftermath . . . absolutely hilarious! OTC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 A few years ago I was standing in a Tesco's checkout queue when the little girl in the trolley in the next checkout said to her pretty young mum 'Mum, can I have some sweets?'. 'No' said the mother. 'Oh please' said the little one. 'No - you had sweets yesterday' said the mum looking a bit agitated. So the little angel in her loudest voice said 'Well .. . if you don't buy me any sweets I will tell everyone in here that I saw you with Daddy's willie in your mouth . . .' You can just imagine the aftermath . . . absolutely hilarious! OTC OMG thats terrible Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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