scothunter 12,609 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 : Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much, my wife is even gonna recognize me whenever it is I get back to her, and how I'll ever be able to, tell about days like today. Ahh, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan, I don't care. The man means nothing to me; he's just a name. But if, you know, if going to Rem"al, and finding him so he can go home, if that earns me the right to get back to my wife, well then, then that's my mission. Shaving Ryans Privates? I will lose all respect for you mackem if you say you have seen that version hahah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gaz100604 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 another one then "well do you want to do it?" that depends on what "on you buying this caravan.not the rouge one ,the rose" its not the same caravan? "its not the same fight" its twice the f*****g size of the last one "censored, the fight is twice the size and me ma still needs a caravan. i like to look after me ma.its a fair deal.take it" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 another one then "well do you want to do it?" that depends on what "on you buying this caravan.not the rouge one ,the rose" its not the same caravan? "its not the same fight" its twice the f*****g size of the last one "censored, the fight is twice the size and me ma still needs a caravan. i like to look after me ma.its a fair deal.take it" Snatch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gaz100604 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 go away you lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,577 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 : Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much, my wife is even gonna recognize me whenever it is I get back to her, and how I'll ever be able to, tell about days like today. Ahh, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan, I don't care. The man means nothing to me; he's just a name. But if, you know, if going to Rem"al, and finding him so he can go home, if that earns me the right to get back to my wife, well then, then that's my mission. Shaving Ryans Privates? I will lose all respect for you mackem if you say you have seen that version hahah I have but that was a freudian slip Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,577 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 "luke i am your father" lol very difficult Cool hand Luke? Look two posts up Mack! I never watched ANY of the starwars movies mate,not one,and the only movies I knew with a "Luke" in were biblical and "Cool hand Luke" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 : A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. The disproportionate, I meant. Herv Villechaize offed on Fantasy Island. I think somebody offed on Time Bandits. I suppose they must get really sad about like being really little and that people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, short arse. There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be f****d. : He doesn't like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf. : This is exactly my point! People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. Of course you're going to blow your head off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,577 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 In Bruges.I like midgets,seen any of bridgette the midgets pornos? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 In Bruges.I like midgets,seen any of bridgette the midgets pornos? Anytime there a docu on about midgets i gotta watch it.I find them facienating wee things They make me laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 In Bruges.I like midgets,seen any of bridgette the midgets pornos? Anytime there a docu on about midgets i gotta watch it.I find them facienating wee things They make me laugh Ray: I saw your midget today. Little prick didn't even say hello. Chlo: Well, he's on a lot of ketamine. Ray: What's that? Ray: Um, horse tranquilizer. Ray: Horse tranquilizer? Where'd he get that? Chlo: I sold it to him. Ray: You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget! lol :victory: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 "luke i am your father" lol very difficult Cool hand Luke? Look two posts up Mack! I never watched ANY of the starwars movies mate,not one,and the only movies I knew with a "Luke" in were biblical and "Cool hand Luke" My quotes were from Cool hand Luke, fecking brilliant film! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,577 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 In Bruges.I like midgets,seen any of bridgette the midgets pornos? Anytime there a docu on about midgets i gotta watch it.I find them facienating wee things They make me laugh Check out the Hobbit house in malate,I always visit whenever I am in Manila,great music,great food,and every single one of the staff is a genuine midget Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 In Bruges.I like midgets,seen any of bridgette the midgets pornos? Anytime there a docu on about midgets i gotta watch it.I find them facienating wee things They make me laugh Check out the Hobbit house in malate,I always visit whenever I am in Manila,great music,great food,and every single one of the staff is a genuine midget LOL@hobbit house our midgets would go mental if someone named a bar that here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,577 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Size-ism?You enter the Hobbit-bar through a huge pair of circular doors,atmospheric place,the owner was besotted with Tolkien,they used to do dwarf-throwing and everything in there,great place and well worth a visit if your in the neighbourhood Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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