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Come on chaps, be honest..........can you change a wheel.

Rob......mechanic who's been to many a chap with a flat tyre.

 

Yeah normally middle ages reps in the BMW 3 Series and fat old business men who don't wont to dirty there expensive suit. I say the RAC or AA should carry guns and when they pull up and the fat middle ages twat says I've got a flat tyre shoot the b*****d.

 

 

Too right....lazy tw*ts.. :angry:

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Aye if you can drive you should be able to change a bloody tyre .but most folk join the rescue services as they can get six tyres changed in a years membership which i find shocking

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I drive a van for a living AND it is company policey that no drivers, under any circumstances,are allowed to change a flat tyre,they also say we are not insured to do so.

So the boss as took all the spare tyres of the vans and if we get a flat we have to ring the RAC.......and wait for about two hours :censored: .They say if we change the tyre, and say it falls off we will have to pay for any damage to the van in the event of a accident.

Not that many of the drivers are complaining,sat on the embankment for two hours in the sunshine waiting for a rac man. :toast:Not very nice in winter mind :laugh:

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I dont drive so have never had the opertunity , but i think its probably a good idea to at least know how to do it if you have to , i am not supprised that some of the blokes thought it was funny to see a woman changing a tyre

 

 

not even on your bicycle.................................... :blink::clapper:

 

Havent got a bike now it was pinched

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I dont drive so have never had the opertunity , but i think its probably a good idea to at least know how to do it if you have to , i am not supprised that some of the blokes thought it was funny to see a woman changing a tyre

 

 

not even on your bicycle.................................... :blink::clapper:

 

Havent got a bike now it was pinched

 

:tongue2: If it wasn't for bad luck ,, you'd have no luck at all kay eh !!!!!!!!!

 

Luckily in all the years i have driven i have never needed to change a tyre,,, but i have done it to see if i can and as long as these bloody nut aint put on with a torque in the garage i can undo the nuts,, But if a young man was to offer who am i to refuse :angel::angel:

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I dont drive so have never had the opertunity , but i think its probably a good idea to at least know how to do it if you have to , i am not supprised that some of the blokes thought it was funny to see a woman changing a tyre

 

 

not even on your bicycle.................................... :blink::clapper:

 

Havent got a bike now it was pinched

 

:tongue2: If it wasn't for bad luck ,, you'd have no luck at all kay eh !!!!!!!!!

 

Luckily in all the years i have driven i have never needed to change a tyre,,, but i have done it to see if i can and as long as these bloody nut aint put on with a torque in the garage i can undo the nuts,, But if a young man was to offer who am i to refuse :angel::angel:

 

What a fantastic opertunity to spot some tallent , broken down on the side of the road , may pay me to have driving lessons :laugh:

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Well,she actually should know better,her husband was a driving instructor,and she is supposed to be ultar-sensible working in an IT company :icon_eek:

 

I did a course after passing my test mate and got taught how to do it "properly" then but I think it should come in the driving training. They teach you about checking oil, coolent etc so why not how to get going once broken down - tyres, jump start and other basic stuff.

 

You like a camp man then BC :whistling:

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Well,she actually should know better,her husband was a driving instructor,and she is supposed to be ultar-sensible working in an IT company :icon_eek:

 

I did a course after passing my test mate and got taught how to do it "properly" then but I think it should come in the driving training. They teach you about checking oil, coolent etc so why not how to get going once broken down - tyres, jump start and other basic stuff.

 

You like a camp man then BC :whistling:

 

should i even ask what a "camp man" is? :icon_eek:

 

 

when my husband got home this evening i asked him "can you teach me how to change a flat?"

he said "yes"

"what about the oil?"

"...yes.."

"what about any other things i need to know if the car breaks and you're not around to fix them?"

"......should i be expecting poison in my dinner any time soon?"

 

 

:doh:

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I drive a van for a living AND it is company policey that no drivers, under any circumstances,are allowed to change a flat tyre,they also say we are not insured to do so.

So the boss as took all the spare tyres of the vans and if we get a flat we have to ring the RAC.......and wait for about two hours :censored: .They say if we change the tyre, and say it falls off we will have to pay for any damage to the van in the event of a accident.

Not that many of the drivers are complaining,sat on the embankment for two hours in the sunshine waiting for a rac man. :toast:Not very nice in winter mind :laugh:

 

Mr Teapot I once read that if a vehical had a spare fitted at point of manufacture it is against the law to drive with it missing

The company I worked for did the same until 1 driver had a puncture and a passing copper stopped and issued a ticket to the driver

All the spares were replaced the next day then all drivers were sent on a course and were taught how to change a wheel and how to check tyre pressures

Now all vehicals carry a risk assesment info pack that we have to read and sign before changing wheels

Health and safety gone mad

Rumour has it that the same system is to be introduced in the shite house!!! :doh:

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I drive a van for a living AND it is company policey that no drivers, under any circumstances,are allowed to change a flat tyre,they also say we are not insured to do so.

So the boss as took all the spare tyres of the vans and if we get a flat we have to ring the RAC.......and wait for about two hours :censored: .They say if we change the tyre, and say it falls off we will have to pay for any damage to the van in the event of a accident.

Not that many of the drivers are complaining,sat on the embankment for two hours in the sunshine waiting for a rac man. :toast:Not very nice in winter mind :laugh:

 

Mr Teapot I once read that if a vehical had a spare fitted at point of manufacture it is against the law to drive with it missing

The company I worked for did the same until 1 driver had a puncture and a passing copper stopped and issued a ticket to the driver

All the spares were replaced the next day then all drivers were sent on a course and were taught how to change a wheel and how to check tyre pressures

Now all vehicals carry a risk assesment info pack that we have to read and sign before changing wheels

Health and safety gone mad

Rumour has it that the same system is to be introduced in the shite house!!! :doh:

 

Is that right iamduvern?.I have tried a google search but nothing came up.If any one has any info on this,then please let me know.I would love to get one over on the boss he is a fecking wa@ker :clapper:

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when my husband got home this evening i asked him "can you teach me how to change a flat?"

he said "yes"

"what about the oil?"

"...yes.."

"what about any other things i need to know if the car breaks and you're not around to fix them?"

"......should i be expecting poison in my dinner any time soon?"

 

 

:doh:

 

Fantastic!!! :clapper: Ah...Blue - you crack me up!!! :clapper:

 

I can change a tyre, but t'would be lovely to be asked if I needed a hand. Gentlemen are rare things that woman have stamped out in their quest for equality. Bring back the gentleman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I think it's nice to offer a hand, whatever sex the flailing party is. If I see someone by the side of the road, I always ask if they're ok - ten to one, they'll have a mobile, but a couple of times people have been really grateful for a lift or a push. I should've been a bloke - I'd make a cracking gent!!! :clapper:

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when my husband got home this evening i asked him "can you teach me how to change a flat?"

he said "yes"

"what about the oil?"

"...yes.."

"what about any other things i need to know if the car breaks and you're not around to fix them?"

"......should i be expecting poison in my dinner any time soon?"

 

 

:doh:

 

Fantastic!!! :clapper: Ah...Blue - you crack me up!!! :clapper:

 

I can change a tyre, but t'would be lovely to be asked if I needed a hand. Gentlemen are rare things that woman have stamped out in their quest for equality. Bring back the gentleman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I think it's nice to offer a hand, whatever sex the flailing party is. If I see someone by the side of the road, I always ask if they're ok - ten to one, they'll have a mobile, but a couple of times people have been really grateful for a lift or a push. I should've been a bloke - I'd make a cracking gent!!! :clapper:

 

lol i know i would too, i've noticed, with some sadness, i'm more "manly" than half the boys i went to school with..... which isnt really saying much lol

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