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Your all :wankerzo4:

 

f*****g jobsworth c**t reported to me to my office today.

 

The wee baldy fat pie was nice to my face aswell then stck me in.

 

Seriously though dont you think h&s has went mental these days?Surely i can sign a disclaimer stating if i have a fall and dont wear my harness then thats my fault.Slavering idiot was on about hard hats and safety goggles.

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Your all :wankerzo4:

 

f*****g jobsworth c**t reported to me to my office today.

 

The wee baldy fat pie was nice to my face aswell then stck me in.

 

Seriously though dont you think h&s has went mental these days?Surely i can sign a disclaimer stating if i have a fall and dont wear my harness then thats my fault.Slavering idiot was on about hard hats and safety goggles.

It's a joke, they've got the right idea in France. If you have an accident there, it's your own fault.

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Your all :wankerzo4:

 

f*****g jobsworth c**t reported to me to my office today.

 

The wee baldy fat pie was nice to my face aswell then stck me in.

 

Seriously though dont you think h&s has went mental these days?Surely i can sign a disclaimer stating if i have a fall and dont wear my harness then thats my fault.Slavering idiot was on about hard hats and safety goggles.

It's a joke, they've got the right idea in France. If you have an accident there, it's your own fault.

 

I hate the french but i gotta admire the way they dont take shit from the rulers

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When working on a Skanska site, I watched a health and safety gimp tap a paver on the shoulder whilst he was operating a block saw :icon_eek: Imagine if the paver had jumped and put his hand in the saw :icon_eek: Health and Safety muppet wanted to tell the paver to put on a different type of safety glasses. Paver reacted by walking off site, taking all his employees with him :clapper:

 

The performance with hard hats, safety glasses and vis vests has nothing to do with your safety. The site operators insurers will not pay up if you have an accident without fulfilling conditions such as wearing hard hats, leaving the operators open to compensation claims. They are not the slightest bit interested in whether it would be easier for you to work without wearing a harness.

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think they all got bullied at school the tossers, have to say though high viz vests need to be worn i drive a 360 had a few near misses cause blokes blend in well on sites plus ya get a few muppets sneak round ya silly c**ts

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When working on a Skanska site, I watched a health and safety gimp tap a paver on the shoulder whilst he was operating a block saw :icon_eek: Imagine if the paver had jumped and put his hand in the saw :icon_eek: Health and Safety muppet wanted to tell the paver to put on a different type of safety glasses. Paver reacted by walking off site, taking all his employees with him :clapper:

 

The performance with hard hats, safety glasses and vis vests has nothing to do with your safety. The site operators insurers will not pay up if you have an accident without fulfilling conditions such as wearing hard hats, leaving the operators open to compensation claims. They are not the slightest bit interested in whether it would be easier for you to work without wearing a harness.

 

Good for the paver :clapper:

thats my point though surely if you fall or have an accident and you dont have the safety gear you wouldnt be able to sue.Or better still sign a disclaimer saying you wont

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i agree, but some people will sue and the win and the company looses loads, its just the way our country is going. Even in the army we get it bad. u cant enter a helo un less u are wearing this this this this, etc etc, dam it man just let me on and get me back to camp.

 

Disclaimers would be good, but there is always some loop hole, the companies need to have there umbrela up.

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hard hats, safety glasses and vis vests has nothing to do with your safety. The site operators insurers will not pay up if you have an accident without fulfilling conditions such as wearing hard hats,

 

fcuking amazes me..... really does.......... :big_boss:

 

how many of you have used some sort of grinder, cutter, tools that need you to wear goggles 'for your own safety' without putting on your goggels.... go see if you can buy a set of eyes of the shelf....

 

hard hats... hi viz vests............... :wallbash:

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its worst doing pest control on the underground, we had what would have been a 10 minute job, spiking a girder against roosting pidgeons, we wanted to use a ladder with outriggers attached, plus 2 guys supporting the bottom just in case, but the c**t of a health and safety guy, said we needed a cantilever scaffold tower, which we had to hire in, plus me attend another bloody course to get the ticket to erect it, took over two nights to do a 10 minute job, :wallbash::doh: they all want shooting in my opinion

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Was on site where you were supposed to wear your gloves, vest, hardhat etc at all times, working up at about 15 foot when voice said, in a very Brian Clough sort of way, YOU NEED YOUR GLOVES ON YOUNG MAN!, came down on scissor lift, gave him the mastic gun and said, you try this with f+++ing gloves on you knob, never ending :wallbash::wallbash:

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Was on site where you were supposed to wear your gloves, vest, hardhat etc at all times, working up at about 15 foot when voice said, in a very Brian Clough sort of way, YOU NEED YOUR GLOVES ON YOUNG MAN!, came down on scissor lift, gave him the mastic gun and said, you try this with f+++ing gloves on you knob, never ending :wallbash::wallbash:

 

LOL

 

All they do is look for problems that aren't there. :censored:

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Was putting the footing courses on a new house, it was in the middle of a prairie nothing within 300 yards of us. Sees this car pull up ,two guys get out start putting on their brand new riggers, hiviz, and hard hats , looked like they had stepped out of the arco catalogue. Came ambling over and said have you got hard hats and vests lads, yeah we replied, well why arent you wearing them says jobsworth. Because its about 90 degrees i said, well you still should be wearing them he said. At this point my mate started to lose it and said to him, look pal the only danger here is the chance of being shit on by a seagull, now f**k off, Anyway he got the message and skulked away, :big_boss:

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hard hats, safety glasses and vis vests has nothing to do with your safety. The site operators insurers will not pay up if you have an accident without fulfilling conditions such as wearing hard hats,

 

fcuking amazes me..... really does.......... :big_boss:

 

how many of you have used some sort of grinder, cutter, tools that need you to wear goggles 'for your own safety' without putting on your goggels.... go see if you can buy a set of eyes of the shelf....

 

hard hats... hi viz vests............... :wallbash:

 

The h & s supervisors are concerned about their insurance costs and liabilities, not your safety. That' s why the whole situation is arse- about- face: workers are being conditioned by blanket supervision to rely on supervisors who are not primarily motivated by concern for safety. If a worker cannot make a competent assesment about when to use safety equipment, then they should not be employed in a high risk occupation like construction. It doesn' t take a genius to work out that eye and ear protection is necessary when using a grinder. Making workers use safety equipment where it is not necessary and causes hinderance further reinforces reliance on supervision and 'the rules', rather than using common sense and working it out yourself.

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Your all :wankerzo4:

 

f*****g jobsworth c**t reported to me to my office today.

 

The wee baldy fat pie was nice to my face aswell then stck me in.

 

Seriously though dont you think h&s has went mental these days?Surely i can sign a disclaimer stating if i have a fall and dont wear my harness then thats my fault.Slavering idiot was on about hard hats and safety goggles.

it isnt just about your safety, what if you fell and landed on the head of a single mother of three doing her part time job to pay for the medical care of her terminaly ill mother?

her mothers gonna be dead within a week on the nhs, the kids would of starved to death in a month and she'll spend the rest of her life paralyzed from the neck down because you cant be arsed wearing a harness :whistling:

 

 

then again the kids will probably grow up to be little robbin chav pricks,its her own fault she's single and her mothers a goner anyway, feck the harness! :thumbs:

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hard hats, safety glasses and vis vests has nothing to do with your safety. The site operators insurers will not pay up if you have an accident without fulfilling conditions such as wearing hard hats,

 

fcuking amazes me..... really does.......... :big_boss:

 

how many of you have used some sort of grinder, cutter, tools that need you to wear goggles 'for your own safety' without putting on your goggels.... go see if you can buy a set of eyes of the shelf....

 

hard hats... hi viz vests............... :wallbash:

 

The h & s supervisors are concerned about their insurance costs and liabilities, not your safety. That' s why the whole situation is arse- about- face: workers are being conditioned by blanket supervision to rely on supervisors who are not primarily motivated by concern for safety. If a worker cannot make a competent assesment about when to use safety equipment, then they should not be employed in a high risk occupation like construction. It doesn' t take a genius to work out that eye and ear protection is necessary when using a grinder. Making workers use safety equipment where it is not necessary and causes hinderance further reinforces reliance on supervision and 'the rules', rather than using common sense and working it out yourself.

H&S in whatever form is there to protect the individual and anything/anyone that might become injured through their actions, culture has alway been 'it doesn't really matter' my goggles, ear protection are in the van, I've only got to cut a couple of concrete slabs, fcuk it I'll be ok... the ladder is around the other side of the house maybe I'll just climb the scaffolding from this side... these have the potential to cause injury but we take the chance anyway, WHY, WHY , WHY, poxy wage your on, why risk it, why risk your eyes legs back etc...

 

perhaps you've had bad experiences with H&S advisors, perhaps they are cocks with jobsworth attitudes... but I tell you one thing my health and safety is worth more than any wage packet I ever earned... if my mate had his harness on perhaps he would be alive today....

 

the americans have a blame culture and we find it more and more in our country, if there's a blame there's a claim.. If I had my own business again I would make sure all my H&S was in order...

 

Kid starts work in a large factory, factory catches fire, kid cant find his way out because he's never had his H&S induction, kid dies... who's fault is it ????

 

 

YOURS, because of your attitude.....

 

anyway, rant over, I'm having a bad day.... be safe fellas, and tell them cock jobsworths to take a chill pilll...

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