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Wilf, you'll have to get a girth reduction, you're damaging the poor bloke........... :whistling:

No , no , no , NOOOOOO!!!!

I've just been told it was Darcy's nose that made the recent damage :ninja:

 

I'm afraid no anus could take that abuse :icon_eek:

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May I thank you all for you kind words and especially to wilf (you ba*tard) :laugh: The doctors and plastic surgeons have done a remarkable job on the reconstruction and they also recovered wilfs tongue stud, Darcys Hob ferret and Jaspers Harris hawk..................... :feck::laugh:

:laugh::laugh: What a reply!! Poor you Simoman. :cry:

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May I thank you all for you kind words and especially to wilf (you ba*tard) :laugh: The doctors and plastic surgeons have done a remarkable job on the reconstruction and they also recovered wilfs tongue stud, Darcys Hob ferret and Jaspers Harris hawk..................... :feck::laugh:

 

:clapper::clapper: Fair play Simo,you can take it mate,but i reckon you should dish some back mate.Bet you know some sordid secrets about Wilf and Darcy :whistling: come on mate spill the beans,and i'll phone the sunday papers :thumbs:

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May I thank you all for you kind words and especially to wilf (you ba*tard) :laugh: The doctors and plastic surgeons have done a remarkable job on the reconstruction and they also recovered wilfs tongue stud, Darcys Hob ferret and Jaspers Harris hawk..................... :feck::laugh:

 

:clapper::clapper: The Harrishawk still has its Transmitter attached mate :whistling:. You're such a two timing Tart!! I picked up a signal and tracked you all the way to JD's door the other evening :angel:.....

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still laying on your front mate?

 

Don't get any ideas :icon_eek:

Crikey, the abuse I get on the forum :cray: If I had any backbone....or real friends i'd leave and get picked on away from my keyboard :laugh:

 

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