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so whats the job title of the lucky soul who gets to extract the sperm from the fish :icon_eek:

 

can just see that down the pub..

 

"i wank mackeral off for a living"

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Does anyone know how many you would have to "do" to get a tray full ???

probably depends on how attractive the fish thinks he is

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so whats the job title of the lucky soul who gets to extract the sperm from the fish :icon_eek:

 

can just see that down the pub..

 

"i wank mackeral off for a living"

:laugh:

 

 

Does anyone know how many you would have to "do" to get a tray full ???

probably depends on how attractive the fish thinks he is

 

:laugh::laugh:

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so whats the job title of the lucky soul who gets to extract the sperm from the fish :icon_eek:

 

can just see that down the pub..

 

"i wank mackeral off for a living"

:laugh:

 

believe it or not the name given is 'stripper' as the action of forcing the eggs or milt out is called stripping the fish,but this only applies in fish farming and it done to live fish which are then returned alive to the water,the milts for sale in the shops are infact saved when the fish are being gutted,the mess that was forsale in the shop isnt how they should be,they have been miss treated hence the sacks have been ruptured.they should be elongated thin strips full of a milky white milt.

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just had some boiled up tonight out off a haddock bludy good we call it raans up here though not roe. yes sometiems at work when we are harvesting the salmon we get the odd grilse so if you give them alittle squeeze it comes shooting out , got one of the crew in the face :icon_redface::laugh:

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so whats the job title of the lucky soul who gets to extract the sperm from the fish :icon_eek:

 

can just see that down the pub..

 

"i wank mackeral off for a living"

:laugh:

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: That made me laugh so hard I cried :laugh:

 

I shan't be running out for any fish gizz ... it sounds absolutely revolting :sick:

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so whats the job title of the lucky soul who gets to extract the sperm from the fish :icon_eek:

 

can just see that down the pub..

 

"i wank mackeral off for a living"

:laugh:

 

 

Does anyone know how many you would have to "do" to get a tray full ???

probably depends on how attractive the fish thinks he is

 

oh god, what is this site trying to do to me tonight?! i'm already in pain from laughing at a chavs corsa ad, now i'm sat here turning purple with tears streaming down my face cos of this! :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :clapper:

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