A bollocking from the Mrs.

[jukel123 10,259]

20 minutes ago, Halfhound said:

Your first error was to include Mrs Mainwaring in any discussion that involves dogs, boats or horses. It never ends well. 

More like Norah Batty mate.

[WILF 52,529]

I think I’ve been lucky, my old woman has always just let me be me….I wouldn’t try and be anything else anyway because I think that’s fundamentally unhealthy in a relationship but she has never “bollocked” me all the same……

Consequently I never abused her attitude and always tried to conduct myself like a proper chap and be thoughtful when I could see the situation required.

Conversely, I wasn’t afraid to say “hold your f***ing horses” if I felt she was being a bit overbearing.

If I want to do something I’ll do it and if I want to do f**k all I’ll do that too…..

This is me, if you didn’t like it you shouldn’t have married me…..but you did like it and you did marry me so behave yourself ! lol 

Edited 7 hours ago by WILF

[THE STIFFMEISTER 18,053]

When I was starting seeing my Mrs ,, we were both off work at the time and spent that halcyon 6 weeks of me out with tev dogs all afternoon , bit of tea , then out at night with her , went all over but mainly home, just up town me and her . About three weeks into tvis I decided to take her to meet my two best mates . We’ve bee inseparable since we were about 12 as a trio . 

so I knew they would be in a usual wed night haunt so I took her up there. We called my Mate the horse as he had one method of travel , in a direct line regardless of the obstacles, as we entered the club type venue , he left the the two birds he was with and came direct to me to meet my new bird . Through about 8 tables worth of punters. 
in tve ensuing carnage , he had slapped a geezer , pulled the club owners jacket over his head , refused to leave , argued with his ex bird who was at one of the tables and spilt about 20 drinks over . 
 

as he approached us , he gave that big stupid grin he had , and said “ hiya , nice to meet you I’m Paul , never try to change my mate here though.” then looked at me and said “ lend me 60 quid, I need to buy these lot some drinks “ 

her words of “you have some lovely friends Danny “ are still a regular taunt 

[Halfhound 1,051]

7 minutes ago, WILF said:

I think I’ve been lucky, my old woman has always just let me be me….I wouldn’t try and be anything else anyway because I think that’s fundamentally unhealthy in a relationship but she has never “bollocked” me all the same……

Consequently I never abused her attitude and always tried to conduct myself like a proper chap and be thoughtful when I could see the situation required.

Conversely, I wasn’t afraid to say “hold your f***ing horses” if I felt she was being a bit overbearing.

If I want to do something I’ll do it and if I want to do f**k all I’ll do that too…..

This is me, if you didn’t like it you shouldn’t have married me…..but you did like it and you did marry me so behave yourself ! lol 

I can understand how she would come to the conclusion she would be wasting precious time and oxygen trying to change your mind or view on anything anyway. Fair play though I commend people who stay together and see it through takes proper guts something that’s been lost in the world

[WILF 52,529]

4 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

When I was starting seeing my Mrs ,, we were both off work at the time and spent that halcyon 6 weeks of me out with tev dogs all afternoon , bit of tea , then out at night with her , went all over but mainly home, just up town me and her . About three weeks into tvis I decided to take her to meet my two best mates . We’ve bee inseparable since we were about 12 as a trio . 

so I knew they would be in a usual wed night haunt so I took her up there. We called my Mate the horse as he had one method of travel , in a direct line regardless of the obstacles, as we entered the club type venue , he left the the two birds he was with and came direct to me to meet my new bird . Through about 8 tables worth of punters. 
in tve ensuing carnage , he had slapped a geezer , pulled the club owners jacket over his head , refused to leave , argued with his ex bird who was at one of the tables and spilt about 20 drinks over . 
 

as he approached us , he gave that big stupid grin he had , and said “ hiya , nice to meet you I’m Paul , never try to change my mate here though.” then looked at me and said “ lend me 60 quid, I need to buy these lot some drinks “ 

her words of “you have some lovely friends Danny “ are still a regular taunt 

Probably history’s biggest case of mis-selling, she thought she was getting Edward Cullen in his Volvo and ended with Eddie the Eagle on a mobility scooter !

[WILF 52,529]

1 minute ago, Halfhound said:

I can understand how she would come to the conclusion she would be wasting precious time and oxygen trying to change your mind or view on anything anyway. Fair play though I commend people who stay together and see it through takes proper guts something that’s been lost in the world

30 years mate, it’s like she wins the lottery every day ! 

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My Mrs never moans about me and the dogs or fishing I could go out 7 days a week and not come home for days she never moans just cracks on looking after  the other dogs if I'm away my mate took his wife away this weekend so I ended up with his crew had 8 dogs here this week she didn't bat a eye lid till he returned and she  asked him to sell her Cassie a young busher bitch that as taken to her big time regardless of my protests she will end up here I can see it happening

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 Oh dear