A synopsis

[mushroom 14,362]

Been away for a bit... What's happening, who's the new Greb etc

 

[jukel123 10,222]

Is that you Greb?

[WataWalloper 5,146]

Fcuk me I never saw a dwarf on ski’s stick a pic up, are they like ice lolly sticks? Haha or ye using the kitchen tray as a snowboard? Haha 

[WILF 52,499]

If his legs were as big as his bugle he’d be a f***ing giant ! Lol

 

[WataWalloper 5,146]

4 minutes ago, WILF said:

If his legs were as big as his bugle he’d be a f***ing giant ! Lol

 

It’s called disproportionate dwarfism mate, usually affects the heed but in poor shrooms case it only affected his hooter haha haha

[mel b 4,805]

Did you make a few quid mush ?.

I heard that a lot if male escorts work the winter season at ski resorts , and that it can be pretty good money , as long as your ass can take the pounding and last all season .

[mushroom 14,362]

9 hours ago, WataWalloper said:

It’s called disproportionate dwarfism mate, usually affects the heed but in poor shrooms case it only affected his hooter haha haha

Don't forget my exceptionally large penis love

 

[WataWalloper 5,146]

Just now, mushroom said:

Don't forget my exceptionally large penis love

 

It’s only looks big if you compare to them dumpy wee legs haha 

[mushroom 14,362]

3 hours ago, mel b said:

Did you make a few quid mush ?.

I heard that a lot if male escorts work the winter season at ski resorts , and that it can be pretty good money , as long as your ass can take the pounding and last all season .

I definitely got a pounding mate... My shoulder took a right rattling lol

[mel b 4,805]

2 hours ago, mushroom said:

Don't forget my exceptionally large penis love

 

Did you manage to get the rust stain off it .

[mel b 4,805]

1 hour ago, mushroom said:

I definitely got a pounding mate... My shoulder took a right rattling lol

I've always fancied a go at skiing.  I'm too old to start now though .

[TOMO 30,317]

Where you go mush ...Andorra??

[mushroom 14,362]

1 hour ago, TOMO said:

Where you go mush ...Andorra??

La Molina - pre-pyranees mate.

@mel b never too old mate. Just go up to Scotland and get classes. You'll only be on the green runs and you'll have a laugh.

[mel b 4,805]

31 minutes ago, mushroom said:

La Molina - pre-pyranees mate.

@mel b never too old mate. Just go up to Scotland and get classes. You'll only be on the green runs and you'll have a laugh.

Funnily enough , I was talking about that with one of the lads at work last week.

[mushroom 14,362]

50 minutes ago, mel b said:

Funnily enough , I was talking about that with one of the lads at work last week.

Do it mate, you won't regret it

My Mrs is from Honduras, she'd never seen snow, been up a mountain or touched a ski.... Took her up first time a couple of weeks ago, now she's addicted!