Proper W@nkers

[Franks dad 2,355]

4 hours ago, iworkwhippets said:

Eh,  a handy place to meet vulnerable women, or stock up on sausage rolls, I dunno wether ring Samaritans or get the Tylenol out, , I've survived a stroke, cancer, amputations,  you lot are going to bore me to death, please put up sensible topics like is [BANNED TEXT] I do,  , I thank you 

What did you have amputated? Your brain . 

[low plains drifter 11,297]

16 hours ago, mackem said:

I don’t think anyone ever chose footwear for a funeral “to make an impression”.

Ye of little faith 

You know?

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,470]

18 hours ago, mackem said:

I don’t think anyone ever chose footwear for a funeral “to make an impression”.

I beg to f***ing differ 

[eastcoast 4,611]

On 05/10/2025 at 00:27, mackem said:

I don’t think anyone ever chose footwear for a funeral “to make an impression”.

Way too much red wine that did not have the usual calming effect, resulting in me posting embarrassing comments, embarrassing to me. Better making a dick of oneself on here than in real life I suppose. 

[mackem 29,976]

3 hours ago, eastcoast said:

Way too much red wine that did not have the usual calming effect, resulting in me posting embarrassing comments, embarrassing to me. Better making a dick of oneself on here than in real life I suppose. 

I did actually think “Trying to impress at a funeral???” (Must be a Newcastle thing?).