Next year's team..

[scotty12 3,994]

16 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

This c**t here doesn't deserve a last meal. He's lucky that I didn't bury him down near local shit works. I've ended up with a broken rib f****d up leg. My knee and elbows f****d  due to the daft c**t pulling me off the bike after a feral cat down near one of the local farms. 

Drama queen 

[scotty12 3,994]

15 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

f***ing elbows f****d. Definitely broke a rib and may have broken my elbow. Wife wants me to go to hospital but they can't do f**k all for a broken rib. Just 6 weeks of pain. Lol. But wife thinks I'm f****d because it's one of them enjoyable but hurts like f**k pain. You cough ya f****d with the pain. But after you laugh. Because it's like FFS. 

You’ll do anything for a leg pic ya clumsy fool lol 

[mC HULL 16,242]

Pulled off a bike by a skinny lurcher lol ffs bangers start hitting them curry's get a bit of substance to you lol

Edited Wednesday at 12:06 by mC HULL

[gunter 1,870]

You'll not be running about The east coast Dennis the menace with your slingshot 

[mC HULL 16,242]

27 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

f***ing elbows f****d. Definitely broke a rib and may have broken my elbow. Wife wants me to go to hospital but they can't do f**k all for a broken rib. Just 6 weeks of pain. Lol. But wife thinks I'm f****d because it's one of them enjoyable but hurts like f**k pain. You cough ya f****d with the pain. But after you laugh. Because it's like FFS. 

Looks like me daughters legs and elbow when she fall in playground lol stay off that weed bangers lol

[gunter 1,870]

26 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

Looks like me daughters legs and elbow when she fall in playground lol stay off that weed bangers lol

Are you trying to say he is a man child 

[gunter 1,870]

56 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

f***ing elbows f****d. Definitely broke a rib and may have broken my elbow. Wife wants me to go to hospital but they can't do f**k all for a broken rib. Just 6 weeks of pain. Lol. But wife thinks I'm f****d because it's one of them enjoyable but hurts like f**k pain. You cough ya f****d with the pain. But after you laugh. Because it's like FFS. 

Bangers the elbow is a slight slight abrasion you'd get worse with a brillo pad 

[Bangersanmash 5,431]

42 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

Pulled off a bike by a skinny lurcher lol ffs bangers start hitting them curry's get a bit of substance to you lol

By a skinny lurcher you for real. This c**t for his age has some right power. The c**t can pull me up the road when we first set off out. A wasn't ready for the cat bolting across the road. Head not on it. A put front break on. Straight over bars bar into my rib. Then pulled on floor lol. 

[Bangersanmash 5,431]

15 minutes ago, gunter said:

Bangers the elbow is a slight slight abrasion you'd get worse with a brillo pad 

Elbow is more the bone. Fell on my elbow then handle bar in my rib. Was going about 15 mph. Lol. Front break straight on. That's when a knew I was f****d  

Edited Wednesday at 13:01 by Bangersanmash

[Bangersanmash 5,431]

Bull bars on this f****r too. So it's a  proper rib tickler . 

[gunter 1,870]

9 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

Bull bars on this f****r too. So it's a  proper rib tickler . 

Funky looking bit of transport that bangers 

[Seagull 968]

19 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

Bull bars on this f****r too. So it's a  proper rib tickler . 

Have you considered getting a Mr's size frame mate? What's your leg measurements FFS? Lol

[gunter 1,870]

5 minutes ago, Seagull said:

Have you considered getting a Mr's size frame mate? What's your leg measurements FFS? Lol

Face down arse up type of bike 

[Daniel cain 49,230]

36 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

By a skinny lurcher you for real. This c**t for his age has some right power. The c**t can pull me up the road when we first set off out. A wasn't ready for the cat bolting across the road. Head not on it. A put front break on. Straight over bars bar into my rib. Then pulled on floor lol. 

Once I tried biking my Wheaton bitch ended up with 3 broken fingers,wrist and spending out £200 on straightening my bike lesson learnt,easier to let her free run after the kids on their motorbikes

[Seagull 968]

Just now, gunter said:

Face down arse up type of bike 

Unless it's angle?

Can't believe it, season's over before it's even started, broken ribs and grazed knee, sickener.