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2 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

I can bring a  power washer and a few tools,to put right any damage Tomo👍

Bring some bleach as well, the stench of urine will be strong after I've finished pissing myself with laughter when you strip down to your Mawashi...

 

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5k for a handshake!!..count me in...who wants it!!.. I'll warn you up front I've got a very strong grip...lol

Translated means, you ain’t even rated enough to be allowed to broom round so they make the liability stay in the van ! I used to do similar with lads, you assign them according to ability….so th

I can  pick and choose when,and what I do for work these days mate,1 day/3days whatever,there's no one chasing me for money or payments...that's the beauty of not living beyond your means,stuck in a j

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7 minutes ago, WILF said:

Just drive to Doncaster and ask anyone if they know where the hardest, richest man in Donny lives and they will point you in the right direction…..don’t go too early mind, he has to drop the other station cleaners off when the shift finishes, designated driver see as they make the gonk stay in the van because he can’t be trusted with a broom and black plastic bag ! lol 

Back to work boy....

 

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13 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

I'm awaiting a time and date for this cross country race Doncaster's very own Mo Farah...this is the 3rd time I've asked you and your still sat there making excuses??? I'm not reversing pal,I've accepted your plastic challenge....if it makes you feel better,I'll run it bare footed...and chuck an extra 25 kg in a bag? Can't be no fairer than that?

It’s the time and date bits he struggles with interesting how he tries to turn everything round to a fight halfhound wanted a meet up cuppa and chat you were offering a running race and I offered to feed and water his family on their way to Cornwall but each time he sees it as an offer of a scrap but even when he was offered a ding dong he turned up at the wrong race course on the wrong day seems to be a pattern emerging me thinks 

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7 minutes ago, Seagull said:

I've got your team of Mandingo's doing the graft, the joys of slavery.....

Translated means, you ain’t even rated enough to be allowed to broom round so they make the liability stay in the van !

I used to do similar with lads, you assign them according to ability….so the switched on lads would have switched on roles, the mongaloids could just about manage standing by a lift and pushing a button…..think about this, you ain’t even pushing a button !….you get told to wait in the motor ! lol 

I can imagine the morning conversations with the Forman:

“Here Charlie, what shall we get the gonk doing ?”

”f***ing hell, leave that f***ing dreamer in the van, his story’s drive everyone up the f***ing wall the f***ing idiot !” lol 

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3 minutes ago, WILF said:

Translated means, you ain’t even rated enough to be allowed to broom round so they make the liability stay in the van !

I used to do similar with lads, you assign them according to ability….so the switched on lads would have switched on roles, the mongaloids could just about manage standing by a lift and pushing a button…..think about this, you ain’t even pushing a button !….you get told to wait in the motor ! lol 

I can imagine the morning conversations with the Forman:

“Here Charlie, what shall we get the gonk doing ?”

”f***ing hell, leave that f***ing dreamer in the van, his story’s drive everyone up the f***ing wall the f***ing idiot !” lol 

If you play your cards right you could be my tea boy or shoe shine.

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Just now, Seagull said:

If you play your cards right you could be my tea boy or shoe shine.

You need a f***ing shoeshine, looks like you nicked them from the charity shop you state ! lol 

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16 minutes ago, WILF said:

f**k me, what do you work as ?….a traffic cone ?

He's Spent the last 20 yrs,working on the railway,and sleeping the shift... until it's time for him,to start up the minibus..and take the real grafters home...he's just a  Network Rail Taxi Driver Wilf....the boys chucked him some hi Viz clothing...so he don't feel left out,bless him 😂

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1 minute ago, Daniel cain said:

He's Spent the last 20 yrs,working on the railway,and sleeping the shift... until it's time for him,to start up the minibus..and take the real grafters home...he's just a  Network Rail Taxi Driver Wilf....the boys chucked him some hi Viz clothing...so he don't feel left out,bless him 😂

Upstairs for thinking, downstairs for dancing son. I just hope you've finally mastered the simple shit pipe, be a real asset to your CV..... 😂

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1 minute ago, Seagull said:

"Now go home and get your shinebox." Lol

You’re a pretty funny chap, I just chuckled to myself about everyone getting onboard with £5k straightners only to find out the bloke throwing out challenges dresses up as a bottle of Sunny Delight for a living ! lol 

Your nippers must be the most popular kids in class, everyone thinks their dad is Ronald McDonald ! lol 

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12 hours ago, Halfhound said:

There’s no way out of this for you only put the money up and show up or admit you’ve jacked. I’ve been honest here and can prove every word I’ve said both to you and McHull its all here on this site in black and white 

Halfhound was up for turning up and couldn't wait to  send the money lol 

So was greb aswell 

But the bet was for halfhound to turn up and shake hands  greb was thinking its a straightener halfhound was even game for that but it can't happen can it 

Now ffs greb dont bet dc in a cross country race lol them.welsh jog mountains to.pop the shop man. Lol 

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3 minutes ago, WILF said:

Your nippers must be the most popular kids in class, everyone thinks their dad is Ronald McDonald ! lol 

They have just asked me if they can knock about with your little mandiglets, I said it's not up to me it's up to their daddy Wilf.... Lol

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Ffs I’ve sat down for a mug of tea and head is spinning reading all this. I’ve come to the conclusion he’s just happy people are replying to him the sad case. And yes I wouldn’t wear those runner digging bait and I’m an old c**t I’ve seen tinkers pony’s shod better 

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