UFO hit by Hellfire missile

[NEWKID 28,851]

1 minute ago, WataWalloper said:

Best bazooka’s come in pairs haha 

You know it! Lol

[WILF 50,590]

28 minutes ago, Francie, said:

So @Seagull has jacked then lol

Not his fault, just got the leccy bill ! lol 

[Seagull 867]

7 hours ago, Halfhound said:

As far as I was concerned there was £5k a man to be sent to mchull on revolute. He had bet I wouldn’t show my face is Doncaster like it shows in the picture above I said no problem I can be there in two weeks. I got on to McHull to see was he happy to hold the money and see how it played out and to let me know when to transfer it. I’ll let ye guess how the rest played out. I’ve been 100% honest with all this I’m a straight shooter and everything that’s been said is all there in black and white 

Now calm down before your pacemaker gets over excited. You've had a hard on for me since you joined the forum, you've been giving it the big one about the real world with the insinuations that you would come visit me to shut me up and put me to bed. When you said you was visiting England in a fortnight and that you wanted to come see me I took it as you wanted to have a swing and sort it.

I then discover off mC that you are a pensioner suffering from rigor mortis who's last fight was the prostate scare the other year. If you think I'd give you 5k to come and shake my hand then you are even more pathetic in real life than you are on here. 

Edited 3 hours ago by Seagull

[Halfhound 331]

1 hour ago, Seagull said:

Now calm down before your pacemaker gets over excited. You've had a hard on for me since you joined the forum, you've been giving it the big one about the real world with the insinuations that you would come visit me to shut me up and put me to bed. When you said you was visiting England in a fortnight and that you wanted to come see me I took it as you wanted to have a swing and sort it.

I then discover off mC that you are a pensioner suffering from rigor mortis who's last fight was the prostate scare the other year. If you think I'd give you 5k to come and shake my hand then you are even more pathetic in real life than you are on here. 

Listen you make enough excuses for yourself you don’t need to make any for me. I’ll be over in any case and am more than happy to prove that you won’t be half as gobby when I’m standing in front of you. Your a waste of oxygen and I’ve had enough back and forth your either man enough or your not it’s as plain and simple as that 

[Seagull 867]

8 minutes ago, Halfhound said:

Listen you make enough excuses for yourself you don’t need to make any for me. I’ll be over in any case and am more than happy to prove that you won’t be half as gobby when I’m standing in front of you. Your a waste of oxygen and I’ve had enough back and forth your either man enough or your not it’s as plain and simple as that 

If you are really wanting to meet me old man then I'm more than happy to have a chat with you, it gets you out of the nursing home for the day and let's you socialise. As I say, I'm not horrible enough to belt a man who's my old man's age FFS, I may be a lot of things but I'm definitely not a heartless c**t. If you want to embarrass yourself by taking a swing, risking cardiac arrest and wet undies whilst i carefully restrain you and calm you down  then that's your choice buddy.

Edited 2 hours ago by Seagull

[Greyman 32,038]

4 minutes ago, Halfhound said:

Listen you make enough excuses for yourself you don’t need to make any for me. I’ll be over in any case and am more than happy to prove that you won’t be half as gobby when I’m standing in front of you. Your a waste of oxygen and I’ve had enough back and forth your either man enough or your not it’s as plain and simple as that 

And the answer is he’s not he’s a mouthy little hen pecked shithouse and this is the third or fourth time he’s given it large only for his arse to drop out just to prove it 

[Seagull 867]

4 minutes ago, Greyman said:

And the answer is he’s not he’s a mouthy little hen pecked shithouse and this is the third or fourth time he’s given it large only for his arse to drop out just to prove it 

Why don't you tag along and bring your moggy pics, they say never meet your heroes but I would be more than happy to meet up with Walter Matthau & Jack Lemmon.

 

Edited 2 hours ago by Seagull

[Daniel cain 49,116]

10 hours ago, Seagull said:

You've sorted nothing ya senile sod, all you've done is give a sob story to mC about you being a lonely 66 year old coming to visit the great-great-grandkids in London, I was welling up feeling sorry for you.

Honestly...Your cowardice knows no limits...you truly are a spineless individual...calling folks out for money,like some Plastic p**** beep,beep,beep big seagull runs for the hills

You couldn't bazooka a veruca.....f***ing soft cnut

[Seagull 867]

2 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

Honestly...Your cowardice knows no limits...you truly are a spineless individual...calling folks out for money,like some Plastic p**** beep,beep,beep big seagull runs for the hills

You couldn't bazooka a veruca.....f***ing soft cnut

Simple Boy, I'm more than happy to meet up with him if he insists. But gobshites like you and him have been giving it the big one but little did I know that you pair of faggots really meant meeting up for a cross country run and a handshake in your pathetic attempts to appear alpha by calling me out.

So, seeing as I'm not a horrible c**t and wouldn't dream of hurting a pensioner why don't you take his place Billy big bollocks seeing as there's only a couple of years between us. 

Seeing the state of your part painted house I can see you struggle to pay your bills so here's a chance for you to win a life changing amount for you, what do you say Simple Boy?

[Francie, 2,841]

Itttsss oooonnnnnnnnnn AGAIN LOL

[Daniel cain 49,116]

The Only person calling folks out on here,and looking a tit,is you Lad.... everyone can clearly see,you throw the insults/challenges out...and then shit your pants,when someone accepts that's a few 'Old boys' now who have accepted...and your found lacking through your own fear..it's all on here in black and white...you couldn't lie straight in bed, You yellow belly cur...

Give me a shout,when your ready for that race... I'm happy to jump in the motor and have a little road trip up to you.....bring a witness to film it,We could All  do with a laugh ...but I won't hold my breath... because sure as day becomes night...you will find an excuse

[Seagull 867]

Just now, Francie, said:

Itttsss oooonnnnnnnnnn AGAIN LOL

I'm offering Simple Boy an easy 5k to step in for Rigor Mortis, it can go towards painting his house and saving up for his raft...

[Francie, 2,841]

I must have missed something,I thought it was about halfhound proving he was only back on for first time in years an Seagull said otherwise lol

[NEWKID 28,851]

Just now, Francie, said:

Itttsss oooonnnnnnnnnn AGAIN LOL

5k for a handshake!!..count me in...who wants it!!.. I'll warn you up front I've got a very strong grip...lol

[Francie, 2,841]

Just now, NEWKID said:

5k for a handshake!!..count me in...who wants it!!.. I'll warn you up front I've got a very strong grip...lol