Saluki

[Bangersanmash 5,223]

4 hours ago, scotty12 said:

They’ll no need to worry about you dumping hares mate 

No need to worry about you either ya can't call them things in Scotland hares.

[Bangersanmash 5,223]

3 hours ago, gunter said:

Man will be driving the back roads looking for them 3 up 3 down with the black un 

A don't drive around me mate a  get dropped off , then walk the land. Phone call. Get picked back up. Least if you think your being watched. You can move on. Walking and hide out. When your in the motor driving about. Your f****d. 

[gunter 1,634]

3 hours ago, Bangersanmash said:

A don't drive around me mate a  get dropped off , then walk the land. Phone call. Get picked back up. Least if you think your being watched. You can move on. Walking and hide out. When your in the motor driving about. Your f****d. 

Saying that you've plenty of ground to go at 40 mile radius from the house you'd have better mpg than an l200

[gunter 1,634]

4 hours ago, The drover said:

Is that Irish for " a jobby jabber " 

Hed buck a black eye 

[Seagull 719]

8 hours ago, Bangersanmash said:

A don't drive around me mate a  get dropped off , then walk the land. Phone call. Get picked back up. Least if you think your being watched. You can move on. Walking and hide out. When your in the motor driving about. Your f****d. 

Tha's been listening to too many of my ideas, lol.

[gunter 1,634]

3 hours ago, Seagull said:

Tha's been listening to too many of my ideas, lol.

Lol id rather have transport parked close by to jump into if a drone come that fat b*****d has no chance of running away with his match stick legs and head like bowling ball head that looks like it's just been polished up 

[gunter 1,634]

12 hours ago, Bangersanmash said:

No need to worry about you either ya can't call them things in Scotland hares.

Ask your wife permission to work that dog this year with all your bitch duties you might not have much time mush

[mC HULL 15,875]

12 hours ago, Bangersanmash said:

A don't drive around me mate a  get dropped off , then walk the land. Phone call. Get picked back up. Least if you think your being watched. You can move on. Walking and hide out. When your in the motor driving about. Your f****d. 

? Alot a f***ing about that bangers 

[Seagull 719]

3 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

? Alot a f***ing about that bangers 

Can imagine him in the middle of nowhere with no signal trying to ring his mate to pick him up, dog will be getting kicked all over the place in anger! Lol

[Black neck 17,329]

8 minutes ago, Seagull said:

Can imagine him in the middle of nowhere with no signal trying to ring his mate to pick him up, dog will be getting kicked all over the place in anger! Lol

Tbf it's how the big lads do it

[Seagull 719]

4 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Tbf it's how the big lads do it

"Where the feck are you Bangers FFS I've been driving up and down these roads for hours!"

"I've ran out of data mate so haven't a clue!"

"Any landmarks or owt so I can narrow it down?"

"Well yeah there's a tree to my left and a dyke to my right."

[gunter 1,634]

Bangers will get gang raped by a bunch of angry gamekeepers be walking like a duck on 3 tins of Stella and wish he had a car to get home 

Edited 7 hours ago by gunter

[gunter 1,634]

There's like a wino where I live has a lurcher swear to f**k he's always ranting and raving about catching this flying under the radar beating the world his wife comes out he goes like a mouse lol doesn't even leave the house see bangers he comes across as his stunt double 

[Bangersanmash 5,223]

1 hour ago, mC HULL said:

? Alot a f***ing about that bangers 

I've never been collared yet other than time with that titt off here. 

[Bangersanmash 5,223]

1 hour ago, Seagull said:

Can imagine him in the middle of nowhere with no signal trying to ring his mate to pick him up, dog will be getting kicked all over the place in anger! Lol

f**k me where the f**k been lol. Himalayas. No signal