The Taxman.

[Black neck 17,191]

52 minutes ago, Pardus said:

No, was late for a course and the motorway was chocka so thought I'd go on the hard shoulder for a short bit and sneak off. He was deffo gonna do me and I was fuming at getting caught, got out calling him every c**t and jobsworth sad b*****d under the sun. He was taken aback and then said if you just let me speak I wasn't gonna do you, we became mates and I apologized for shooting off as I was late for a course, we said our goodbyes and he let me on my way, result.

What's his name 

[Black neck 17,191]

As I thought

[Bangersanmash 5,016]

3 hours ago, Daniel cain said:

Dogs not even had its second jab...and you talking about getting caught....do your thing,just don't go broadcasting it to the world...and don't take silly pictures,that can't be explained away...then you won't get a knock on the door

You know the score mate. How many terrier men have had knocks on door due to boasting what there kenneling. Then a knock on door. Boots hung up on shed lol. A know a few 

[The drover 1,077]

You sound like the polis bangers  

[Bangersanmash 5,016]

2 hours ago, Pardus said:

No, was late for a course and the motorway was chocka so thought I'd go on the hard shoulder for a short bit and sneak off. He was deffo gonna do me and I was fuming at getting caught, got out calling him every c**t and jobsworth sad b*****d under the sun. He was taken aback and then said if you just let me speak I wasn't gonna do you, we became mates and I apologized for shooting off as I was late for a course, we said our goodbyes and he let me on my way, result.

Told porky here. Lol And Mc has his back. Your in for some fun Mc   Thought id go on hard shoulder for abit. Not that filth will use the hard shoulder when motorways at nearly a stand still. f**k me. You keep blending in with the traffic. Sat there like a sitting duck. Haha. A think your telling porkys no body can be that daft.

[Bosun11 537]

Seen things done every which way over the years, with differing results.

Had plod catch us bang to rights, sat under a hedge squeeking. Told em to shush and get down, as a fox was coming in, so they did (!!!), and hung around to see the run, which (thankfully) was a miss, but they were fascinated.

And though I've always gone down the 'diplomatic' route, I've got mates who've torn into them with vengeance, and gotten away with it.

As McH says, never admit to anything, find any alternative to your real activity, give them nothing.

Worked for me for my first three trips to Ormskirk magistrates, but after that my face was known, my excuses were farcical, and I had to pay the fines. But that was the 80's and early 90's. The world's changed since then.

I was stopped last November, in a speck i should of avoided but the fields were underwater and had to be avoided. 'They knew', but I was local, my lamp was dropped, and I was just an old bloke who'd had a row with the Mrs and needed to clear my head. My mud splattered dog and clobber told a different story, but they were ordinary plod, so never going to push. Been a bit different if it was the rurals...

 

[Bangersanmash 5,016]

4 minutes ago, The drover said:

You sound like the polis bangers  

Youve got to laugh at some on here honest. Its a mid life crises ego trip. f**k what others think or say. Just do your own thing. 

[Bangersanmash 5,016]

8 minutes ago, Bosun11 said:

Seen things done every which way over the years, with differing results.

Had plod catch us bang to rights, sat under a hedge squeeking. Told em to shush and get down, as a fox was coming in, so they did (!!!), and hung around to see the run, which (thankfully) was a miss, but they were fascinated.

And though I've always gone down the 'diplomatic' route, I've got mates who've torn into them with vengeance, and gotten away with it.

As McH says, never admit to anything, find any alternative to your real activity, give them nothing.

Worked for me for my first three trips to Ormskirk magistrates, but after that my face was known, my excuses were farcical, and I had to pay the fines. But that was the 80's and early 90's. The world's changed since then.

I was stopped last November, in a speck i should of avoided but the fields were underwater and had to be avoided. 'They knew', but I was local, my lamp was dropped, and I was just an old bloke who'd had a row with the Mrs and needed to clear my head. My mud splattered dog and clobber told a different story, but they were ordinary plod, so never going to push. Been a bit different if it was the rurals...

 

f**k me 80s and 90s alot respected the land back then. Many old colliery men. Now its young tiktokers haha. Social media has played a big part. Coppers back then weren't drilled like they are now in rural areas. Now its a must to stop farm crime and poaching. 

Edited July 2 by Bangersanmash

[Bosun11 537]

1 minute ago, Bangersanmash said:

f**k me 80s and 90s alot respected the land back then back many old colliery men. Now its young tiktokers haha. Social media has played a big part. Coppers back then we're drilled like they are now in rural areas. Now its a must to stop farm crime and poaching. 

Spot on

[Bangersanmash 5,016]

1 minute ago, Bosun11 said:

Spot on

Old say "  you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink " Many of these youngens. You can try educate them. But they'll still do the opposite Bosun. Years ago you'd soak the knowledge in from the old guys. Listen to some good tales of days out or have a few outings with friends or family. Keep it among yourselfs. Now they want the whole world to know. What they've done and what there kenneling. Few pints the whole pub knows few cans at home all of social media knows. Haha. f***ing brillant. 

[Pardus 1,610]

51 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

Told porky here. Lol And Mc has his back. Your in for some fun Mc   Thought id go on hard shoulder for abit. Not that filth will use the hard shoulder when motorways at nearly a stand still. f**k me. You keep blending in with the traffic. Sat there like a sitting duck. Haha. A think your telling porkys no body can be that daft.

It was hundred yard max, f**k me I've been doing it almost daily on the A1 near Wentbridge for a year. It was do that or sit in the gridlocked traffic that wasn't moving for god knows how long.  Feck me Bangers you've lived a sheltered life if you think someone is lying about that lol.

Edited July 2 by Pardus

[mC HULL 15,671]

34 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

Old say "  you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink " Many of these youngens. You can try educate them. But they'll still do the opposite Bosun. Years ago you'd soak the knowledge in from the old guys. Listen to some good tales of days out or have a few outings with friends or family. Keep it among yourselfs. Now they want the whole world to know. What they've done and what there kenneling. Few pints the whole pub knows few cans at home all of social media knows. Haha. f***ing brillant. 

men use to love talking dogs good uns were known country wide before internet or mobiles mate wtf are you smoking lol 

this sites for talking dogs to find mums net search in google lol

[Bangersanmash 5,016]

2 minutes ago, Pardus said:

It was hundred yard max, f**k me I've been doing it almost daily on the A1 near Wentbridge for a year. It was do that or sit in the gridlocked traffic that wasn't moving for god knows how long.  Feck me Bangers you've lived a sheltered life if you think someone is lying about that lol.

If it was hundred yards Max why not just sit it out in the traffic. . A bet you was still with copper when traffic got moving lol. 

[Pardus 1,610]

3 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

If it was hundred yards Max why not just sit it out in the traffic. . A bet you was still with copper when traffic got moving lol. 

Because I was late like I said, you are sheltered, what do you think every c**t is doing at the road works in Wentbridge. The traffic was gridlocked, do you know what that means, it means it's not moving lol

[Bangersanmash 5,016]

3 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

men use to love talking dogs good uns were known country wide before internet or mobiles mate wtf are you smoking lol 

this sites for talking dogs to find mums net search in google lol

Mc you still dont get it. Men talked yes talked about dogs through word of mouth or a phone call.  Didn't have to plaster it all over social media. Giving it my dogs better than your dog. Theres many men out there that have decent dogs that aren't on the radar. Dont want anyone knowing what there kenneling. When you start showing what your kenneling and what there capable of stopping. Thats when you best sleep with one eye open on a night. Plenty out there that would break into your kennels. After telling every f****r in the country what your kenneling. How the f**k you guna pin point whos broken in. ?  Less people know the better.