iworkwhippets 12,975 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Yes simple game of cards, I got talking to a lady at the club, in her 40 s I would say, I'm.not joking now.but.she showed me real attention,wouldn't stop chatting to me, at.the end of the game, she offered rune home, bloody big vauxhall estate beautiful motor, I asked.her in fer a brew, things like this don't happen to an eighty one year old but twice after after chatting we her , she through her arms around me, she's a pretty lady as well , it's years sin i felt so high,who needs fcuking drugs eh,,,, give me as much sarcasm , and smut as you like i couldn't give a fcuk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunter 837 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 4 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Yes simple game of cards, I got talking to a lady at the club, in her 40 s I would say, I'm.not joking now.but.she showed me real attention,wouldn't stop chatting to me, at.the end of the game, she offered rune home, bloody big vauxhall estate beautiful motor, I asked.her in fer a brew, things like this don't happen to an eighty one year old but twice after after chatting we her , she through her arms around me, she's a pretty lady as well , it's years sin i felt so high,who needs fcuking drugs eh,,,, give me as much sarcasm , and smut as you like i couldn't give a fcuk It's human nature mate and some people are just good humans..... that being said you probably already have her visually undressed creep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,502 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Did she not query the 7 inflatable "ladies" in your lounge ? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 10,766 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Don't know why a picture of Wilfred Bramble comes to mind. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,030 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Have you checked your wallet and savings and jewellry stash? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 141 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Oh dear as heard of gold diggers maybe she's after a suger daddy or a classy professional escort you do get them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunter 837 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 9 minutes ago, mitre said: Oh dear as heard of gold diggers maybe she's after a suger daddy or a classy professional escort you do get them Just you keep your Rodger zipped up we don't want anymore kids running around with disabilities... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,966 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 7 hours ago, tatsblisters said: Don't know why a picture of Wilfred Bramble comes to mind. ahh but Wilfred used to bat for the other side Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 10,766 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 4 hours ago, greg64 said: ahh but Wilfred used to bat for the other side So they say mate though he played the part of steptoe brilliantly. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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