Next seasons hopeful

[Bangersanmash 5,043]

Just now, WataWalloper said:

Wtf is that haha my cock for more muscle than that ffs haha haha 

Will leave it at that. Good night leave you f***ing bellends on here most of night or should I say morning. 

[Seagull 525]

Right this needs solving now, both of you get the tape measure out, we are taking bets on this.

[Bangersanmash 5,043]

1 minute ago, Seagull said:

Tha tekin a shit and bearing down that hard your giblets will drop out! Lol

That's a good un. Even though your from south Yorkshire. The Yorkshire humours there. Bum lol 

[WataWalloper 3,471]

Just now, Bangersanmash said:

Will leave it at that. Good night leave you f***ing bellends on here most of night or should I say morning. 

Come get your tape measure out ffs, they ain’t even calf’s, there lambs haha 

[WataWalloper 3,471]

1 minute ago, Seagull said:

Right this needs solving now, both of you get the tape measure out, we are taking bets on this.

Is that how you measure a calf? Like a bicep? I’ll bet I’m a good bit bigger not just bigger haha 

[Seagull 525]

Just now, WataWalloper said:

Is that how you measure a calf? Like a bicep? I’ll bet I’m a good bit bigger not just bigger haha 

Tbf I think mi lurchers legs are about the same.

[WataWalloper 3,471]

Just now, Seagull said:

Tbf I think mi lurchers legs are about the same.

Cull it haha it’s obviously the runt haha 

[scotty12 3,769]

10 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

I've got more muscle in my calf than you've got on your whole body. I've seen that image you sent with you with the dog FFS. Give it a rest. In fact I've got more on my shins. 

Tell your lass to shave her legs ffs lol 

[Bangersanmash 5,043]

12 hours ago, Seagull said:

Tbf I think mi lurchers legs are about the same.

Same old faces chatting bubbles . f***ing knew I'd come on this morning to the same old sofa surfers. 

[Seagull 525]

1 minute ago, Bangersanmash said:

Same old faces chatting bubbles . f***ing knew I'd come on this morning to the same old sofa surfers. 

Been out already for a grueling 2k, tha's only just woken up? 

[Bangersanmash 5,043]

Had dogs out this morning and came across this b*****d. Nest of either European or Asian hornets f***ing massive. Like a f***ing Chinook passing by me. Nests in an old dead tree. 

[Bangersanmash 5,043]

Caught this little beauty collecting sand stone. 

[mC HULL 15,738]

Just now, Bangersanmash said:

Caught this little beauty collecting sand stone. 

What it is mate ?

[chartpolski 27,729]

3 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

What it is mate ?

Goldie, mate.

Cheers.

[Bangersanmash 5,043]

15 minutes ago, Seagull said:

Been out already for a grueling 2k, tha's only just woken up? 

f***ing size of these c**ts. Lol. Be f****d if any kids come across that nest on there school holiday. The c**ts were in and out of that dead tree.