Toupee or Wig?

[Francie, 2,562]

1 hour ago, TOMO said:

Think Derrick from more plates more dates talks about the various products that can combat hair loss Francie...have a look through his old vids

It's chemical stuff Derrick talks about isn't it tomo,don't want to use that I'm going for the o naturelle lol

To late for that I'm like a gorilla Keith lol

I think it's the high vitamin e that helps it grow il give it a whack,I don't want to be bald I shaved it before an I look like a demented patient lol

[Pardus 1,057]

1 minute ago, Francie, said:

It's chemical stuff Derrick talks about isn't it tomo,don't want to use that I'm going for the o naturelle lol

To late for that I'm like a gorilla Keith lol

I think it's the high vitamin e that helps it grow il give it a whack,I don't want to be bald I shaved it before an I look like a demented patient lol

You're definitely going through the menopause.

[Francie, 2,562]

1 minute ago, Pardus said:

You're definitely going through the menopause.

You must have went through it an all then if your bald as a coot lol

[Pardus 1,057]

2 minutes ago, Francie, said:

You must have went through it an all then if your bald as a coot lol

Quite the opposite, it's a symptom of being a sexual tyrannosaur, just your bodies way of expressing amazing testosterone levels.

[Francie, 2,562]

3 minutes ago, Pardus said:

Quite the opposite, it's a symptom of being a sexual tyrannosaur, just your bodies way of expressing amazing testosterone levels.

Lol aye to much of the "bad" testosterone eh mate 

[Pardus 1,057]

Just now, Francie, said:

Lol aye to much of the "bad" testosterone eh mate 

Mate, not everyone needs chemical enhancement to be a machine. I was weighing heavier than you at high school, just a pure & natural beast.

[Daniel cain 47,534]

7 minutes ago, Pardus said:

Mate, not everyone needs chemical enhancement to be a machine. I was weighing heavier than you at high school, just a pure & natural beast.

The only thing natural about you,Is your penchant for talking shite

[Pardus 1,057]

3 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

The only thing natural about you,Is your penchant for talking shite

And the last time I was your weight was in kindergarten, come on mate seen more muscle on a Belsen survivor.

[Pardus 1,057]

I've always been a fanny magnet, birds love the smooth sexual solar panel but even with thick locks they would still be getting moist.

 

[Francie, 2,562]

7 minutes ago, Pardus said:

I've always been a fanny magnet, birds love the smooth sexual solar panel but even with thick locks they would still be getting moist.

 

Thought you were bald,or is that your new wig lol

[Pardus 1,057]

3 minutes ago, Francie, said:

Thought you were bald,or is that your new wig lol

I am bald, AI, trying out before I buy. If you were a bird you'd ride me like Shergar wouldn't you? 

[Francie, 2,562]

5 minutes ago, Pardus said:

I am bald, AI, trying out before I buy. If you were a bird you'd ride me like Shergar wouldn't you? 

Lol not with that wig anyway

[Francie, 2,562]

Just now, Francie, said:

Lol not with that wig anyway

That must be an a.i goatee too lol

[Pardus 1,057]

Just now, Francie, said:

That must be an a.i goatee too lol

No, the beard was real pal, like Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way.

[Francie, 2,562]

2 minutes ago, Pardus said:

No, the beard was real pal, like Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way.

I can tell your 18 stone now with those puffy cheeks,get on the carnivore an of them carbs mate lol