jukel123 9,061 Posted December 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, king said: He must of been staring at the boxers length like a pervo and got a jab for it lol. It was tiny. But bigger than yours. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,745 Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 (edited) 32 minutes ago, king said: He must of been staring at the boxers length like a pervo and got a jab for it lol. Exactly.....a boxing fan who didnt recognise an ex world champion boxer stood next to him.....yeah pull the other one......no on second thoughts dont do that it might have bollocks attached to it ! Edited December 20, 2022 by gnasher16 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 Whilst having a session in a pub in Carterton Village one evening, A lady who worked there was known as China Doll because of the way she dressed and the makeup she always had on, I must have said something to her. I have no idea what mind, The next thing my world went black, Turned out i had been lumped by a Lock forward for England and the Lions, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,001 Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 19 minutes ago, jukel123 said: It was tiny. But bigger than yours. Thank you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,061 Posted December 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 1 hour ago, gnasher16 said: It was before my time yet you thought id be able to work out who it was ...what sort of sense is that ! Why not just tell the truth and say you didnt recognise him because you wasnt looking at his face and thats why you got a clout.....naive as f**k that is,first rule in mens toilets....eye contact or no contact.....perv 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,061 Posted December 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 1 hour ago, gnasher16 said: Exactly.....a boxing fan who didnt recognise an ex world champion boxer stood next to him.....yeah pull the other one......no on second thoughts dont do that it might have bollocks attached to it ! You are my THL hero. Honestly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,560 Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 I once interrupted a girl on a double date with the line “ you look like Karen from shameless , give me your number as I’m taking you out Friday , wear them pants” nearly 11 years I’m sat outside Smyths toys wondering how to squeeze every paw patrol figure in the world into the boot whilst she browses our next retail invasion site . Wish I’d went to the strip club instead 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,316 Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 4 hours ago, jukel123 said: You are my THL hero. Honestly. So was you looking at his sausage or not 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,745 Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 (edited) On 20/12/2022 at 16:04, jukel123 said: You are my THL hero. Honestly. Your still not looking at my willy......freak ! No wonder you copped for a right hander you aint even got good chap up lines ! Edited December 23, 2022 by gnasher16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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