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My Chickens Just Went To Bed!!!


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3 hours ago, DIDO.1 said:

Why don't you build a farmyard diorama for the chickens so they feel at home

Kunt! I live on a fukking farm! That's why!!! :laugh:

Bought them a lovely, steel bristled, yard broom, in town. Works a treat, on that shitty (Well, it is now! Or was) concrete slab. Clean chickens! :D

Went up to the counter. Asked; " John, is Fiona, the manageress around? " He asked why. I said;

" Because I wanted to ask her if she had chickens nipples I could look at. "

 

I'm like:

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And John's like:

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Then, we both just gave up. John started crying and slapping the counter.  I was doubled over, gasping for breath!

Oh, we Do have fun! :yes:

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