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1 minute ago, Ken's Deputy said:

Dunno what sort ye dealing with there, Mack? But, they generally won't actually go anywhere. They just shut the fukk up. But, they'll still be there.

Really no telling Where, there, unfortunately. Just a matter of playing Hide And Where The Fukk Are You?

If it's shit like Spring Peepers? Bloody good luck! Size of ye little finger nail and well cammo'd! :icon_eek:

I imagine them to be huge the racket they make. 

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That's just the thing, mate; Their vocalisations Can be ridiculous, for their size!

Just get out there with a head torch and concentrate on one bush. Finger tip search it. Buggers could be anywhere on it, mind. Main stem to under a leaf. Murder!

 

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19 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

Just get out there with a head torch and concentrate on one bush. Finger tip search it. 

Neighbours will be like "Darlene... Darlene..come look at this, that English guy is nocturnal gardening now, look, checking trees out" ?

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:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: Oh My Fukking God!!!

I got three 'pinks' out of the fridge and, without looking at them, left them in a pepper pot, to warm to room temperature.

Just now, I tipped them out and couldn't Believe the fukking Size of one of them! It was like two pinks and this Thing! I think a well developed rat pup must have slipped in there!

Look at ye index finger. Palm up ..... Last third? That's how big this fukka was! Easily over half the size of Bollocks' head! But, what's a man to do. He's a Bullfrog. Right?

Watch This!

 

 

:icon_eek: Muvva Fukka!!!

 

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