what a mess

[iworkwhippets 13,071]

Went out to my back garden earlier on to feed the birds, sewage all over the place and what a stink, the force of the back log lifted the manhole cover off

ive had this problem a few years back, so before i called out the council i had a go myself, i have rods, so i got stuck in, buckets of water and a good rodding, and whoosh job done wet wipes all over my garden, and turds ,   well all as can say, who ever passed the buggers must be inhuman ,    all cleaned up now with a little help from a neighbour 

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

Watched a great many episodes of " Filth ", on you tube. Practically every sewer blockage Ever appears to be down to wet wipes. Why they don't just do away with the things, I'll never know.

Don't know what they are, come to that. But, people got along without them since the fukking dinosaurs. I never needed one. They're like an invasive species that every kunt just seems to be slinging into the environment.

[mushroom 13,738]

Who the hell puts wet wipes down the shitter?

loads of places here have bins in the bathrooms, to put ya shitty bog roll in, instead of down the plumbing. 

[DIDO.1 22,855]

51 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Who the hell puts wet wipes down the shitter?

loads of places here have bins in the bathrooms, to put ya shitty bog roll in, instead of down the plumbing. 

Who the hell puts shitty bog roll in a bin

[FLATTOP 4,878]

Heathens , Bog rolls and wet wipes thing of the past get your self a bidet for a nice fresh arsehole. 

[mushroom 13,738]

9 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

Who the hell puts shitty bog roll in a bin

Europeans, Mexicans, Asians etc 

[mushroom 13,738]

It's to do with the pipes and preventing blockages. Not everywhere but a lot of old buildings in Barceloneta for example have very old plumbing that just can't cope with a handful of bogroll covered in shit

[FLATTOP 4,878]

7 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

I always imagined you as a mans man, now I see you as a woMan

The only time I’ve used a bidet is to wash me feet on holiday

[Daniel cain 47,631]

14 minutes ago, FLATTOP said:

Heathens , Bog rolls and wet wipes thing of the past get your self a bidet for a nice fresh arsehole. 

f**k off they died out in the 80's...remember getting my little brother to drink out of my old nanna's one

[Daniel cain 47,631]

11 minutes ago, mushroom said:

It's to do with the pipes and preventing blockages. Not everywhere but a lot of old buildings in Barceloneta for example have very old plumbing that just can't cope with a handful of bogroll covered in shit

Lazy b*****ds don't use anything bigger than 28 mm diameter alcothene and run it above ground Spanish, Greeks, Turkish...  must enjoy the smell of their own shit

[Daniel cain 47,631]

3 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Snidey Cnut, it’s great being oldest ain’t it

I was actually a very good big brother to have

[mushroom 13,738]

2 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

Lazy b*****ds don't use anything bigger than 28 mm diameter alcothene and run it above ground Spanish, Greeks, Turkish...  must enjoy the smell of their own shit

Barcelona can stink to high heaven in the summer

As I said it's usually in the old and low lying areas that have issues. Also in the more rustic areas too

[iworkwhippets 13,071]

well im going back some years now in fact i think i did post the topic on here but i had a gas check done at my home, the gas man asked if he could use my toilet, sure i said , anyhow a  while later my lady shouts, come here keith and look at this, fekin hell  it filled the pan, i told the gas man about it , and he went back upstairs we a plunger, and to this day im sure theres teeth marks in my bathroom door 

[DIDO.1 22,855]

Right....bidets....whats the fckin crack with them? You have a shite....then wobble on to the bidet hoping no cling ons drop off....you then spray your arse with water?? Surely you then just have a wet shitty arse? What happens next? You reach for a towel and dry shitty arse? Then leave arse towel for the next customer? 

If that's what posh people and Spaniards do then they are welcome to it! Dirty b*****ds. 

Or am I missing something? 

[mushroom 13,738]

2 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

Right....bidets....whats the fckin crack with them? You have a shite....then wobble on to the bidet hoping no cling ons drop off....you then spray your arse with water?? Surely you then just have a wet shitty arse? What happens next? You reach for a towel and dry shitty arse? Then leave arse towel for the next customer? 

If that's what posh people and Spaniards do then they are welcome to it! Dirty b*****ds. 

Or am I missing something? 

A finger to clean your bum with