You just got told lol

[mushroom 14,244]

Took Cabron for his lunchtime walk.... gets to the park and let's him off to do his biz. A bloody mong eyed chihuahua comes out of nowhere, barking it's wee bollocks off. Bron just ignored and it went for a shit. Said Chihuahua takes this as Bron backing down and gets right up in his face, fully growling and barking, bad move

In 2 seconds. He rolled it, swatted it, did everything except nail it... then flicked it about 2m in the air with his head. Left it on the ground screaming and strolled off notchantley

The woman scooped up the chihuahua saying daft things like "he's bigger than you" ffs I had to leave the park for laughing

 

[green lurchers 17,152]

7 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Took Cabron for his lunchtime walk.... gets to the park and let's him off to do his biz. A bloody mong eyed chihuahua comes out of nowhere, barking it's wee bollocks off. Bron just ignored and it went for a shit. Said Chihuahua takes this as Bron backing down and gets right up in his face, fully growling and barking, bad move

In 2 seconds. He rolled it, swatted it, did everything except nail it... then flicked it about 2m in the air with his head. Left it on the ground screaming and strolled off notchantley

The woman scooped up the chihuahua saying daft things like "he's bigger than you" ffs I had to leave the park for laughing

 

 Lady Owner wants cock lol 

Edited February 17, 2021 by green lurchers

[Jonjon79 13,358]

Those little twats do need putting back in their place from time to time  

[mushroom 14,244]

1 minute ago, Jonjon79 said:

Those little twats do need putting back in their place from time to time  

He just watched it slam into the ground before strolling off lol. He had this look on his face, which basically said "have you had enough yet mate"

[Greyman 32,535]

1 hour ago, mushroom said:

Took Cabron for his lunchtime walk.... gets to the park and let's him off to do his biz. A bloody mong eyed chihuahua comes out of nowhere, barking it's wee bollocks off. Bron just ignored and it went for a shit. Said Chihuahua takes this as Bron backing down and gets right up in his face, fully growling and barking, bad move

In 2 seconds. He rolled it, swatted it, did everything except nail it... then flicked it about 2m in the air with his head. Left it on the ground screaming and strolled off notchantley

The woman scooped up the chihuahua saying daft things like "he's bigger than you" ffs I had to leave the park for laughing

 

I once had a patterdale and an Irish terrier set on by one in a woolly duffle coat, the patterdale was old and blind and never really new what was happening but the Red Devil took two seconds to rag it to bits and nail the owner straight through the hand when she jumped in, got to admire the courage

[mushroom 14,244]

3 minutes ago, Greyman said:

I once had a patterdale and an Irish terrier set on by one in a woolly duffle coat, the patterdale was old and blind and never really new what was happening but the Red Devil took two seconds to rag it to bits and nail the owner straight through the hand when she jumped in, got to admire the courage

I'll say this, I'm happy he knows exactly how powerful he is and didn't feel the need to use it all. He knew he could end it with one snap but he also knew I would fuuck him up for it! He took the higher path

[Greyman 32,535]

34 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I'll say this, I'm happy he knows exactly how powerful he is and didn't feel the need to use it all. He knew he could end it with one snap but he also knew I would fuuck him up for it! He took the higher path

Sadly the Irish terrier just had one switch that went from teddy bear to chainsaw in a split second, a great dog I would not hesitate to own again, she was the same with people, lay on her back for rubs and tickles all day,brilliant with the kids and people in general, but step through the gate uninvited and it was latched on in a second, 

[kanny 21,756]

Little dogs are funny though  

[kanny 21,756]

Cracks me up this one  

 

[jigsaw 11,902]

i remember walking my pit/staff Jigsaw by the local river walk ,i had her on a leash, and she was no bother with dogs ,wagging her tail when another dog approached her..never an issue ..i remmeber i was half way up the walk when out of the blue this hairy mongrel type dog almost as big as jigsaw came out of nowhere with a full blown attack on her ,around my legs,to her credit she never took a hold ,so i got myself together and grabbed hold of the dog and flung it in to the river to calm things down,i looked around for the owner but all i had were spectators ,standing like goons watching,then the mutt climbed out of the water and launched into a second attack,well this time jigsaw ,was  ready.....fuk me was she ready...she waited till the dog was upon her and she grabbed it by the side of the head and under the bottom jaw and proceeded to shake fuk out of it ,and all i could do was to try separate the 2,no one was helping .so i roared at this bloke .hold her lead ,he was shitting himself ,and i took hold of jigsaw and proceeded to choke her off ,and when she released her grip the attacker legged it ,covered in blood ,by this time i had ,no exaggerating ,20,to 30 people standing ,shrieking and making stupid comments ,then i noticed this fat stupid woman trying to run with a lead in her hand,and sobbing loudly...f**k sake just what i needed ,and i lost it there and then .jigsaw was chomping at the bit for round three, she too was covered in blood but it wasnt hers, I laid into the owner verbally ...telling her she should have a dog like that under control(this coming from a bloke holding a bloody pit bull) some arsehole starts on me telling me i should have a muzzle on that savage of mine(possibly true) and then i told him hed be next in the river if he didnt get the fuk away...between the jigs and the reels i decided to get out of there as the whole world was against me ,lol...i had the cops later stopping me and we had a big discussion on the situation and i was warned to have her muzzled next time ,but all this over a stupid nasty mongrel,their a pain in the hole when they appear,i remember walking home afterwards and blood all over my pants and shoes ,ive avoided parks and stupid furmommys since ,the parks are not the place for proper dog folk 

[mushroom 14,244]

17 minutes ago, jigsaw said:

i remember walking my pit/staff Jigsaw by the local river walk ,i had her on a leash, and she was no bother with dogs ,wagging her tail when another dog approached her..never an issue ..i remmeber i was half way up the walk when out of the blue this hairy mongrel type dog almost as big as jigsaw came out of nowhere with a full blown attack on her ,around my legs,to her credit she never took a hold ,so i got myself together and grabbed hold of the dog and flung it in to the river to calm things down,i looked around for the owner but all i had were spectators ,standing like goons watching,then the mutt climbed out of the water and launched into a second attack,well this time jigsaw ,was  ready.....fuk me was she ready...she waited till the dog was upon her and she grabbed it by the side of the head and under the bottom jaw and proceeded to shake fuk out of it ,and all i could do was to try separate the 2,no one was helping .so i roared at this bloke .hold her lead ,he was shitting himself ,and i took hold of jigsaw and proceeded to choke her off ,and when she released her grip the attacker legged it ,covered in blood ,by this time i had ,no exaggerating ,20,to 30 people standing ,shrieking and making stupid comments ,then i noticed this fat stupid woman trying to run with a lead in her hand,and sobbing loudly...f**k sake just what i needed ,and i lost it there and then .jigsaw was chomping at the bit for round three, she too was covered in blood but it wasnt hers, I laid into the owner verbally ...telling her she should have a dog like that under control(this coming from a bloke holding a bloody pit bull) some arsehole starts on me telling me i should have a muzzle on that savage of mine(possibly true) and then i told him hed be next in the river if he didnt get the fuk away...between the jigs and the reels i decided to get out of there as the whole world was against me ,lol...i had the cops later stopping me and we had a big discussion on the situation and i was warned to have her muzzled next time ,but all this over a stupid nasty mongrel,their a pain in the hole when they appear,i remember walking home afterwards and blood all over my pants and shoes ,ive avoided parks and stupid furmommys since ,the parks are not the place for proper dog folk 

Aye furmummies are a set of cnuts!

I've had a few run ins with people here in Spain. They really have no clue here and think their yappy shitcunt is funny. They don't find it so amusing when I grab their little twat by the collar and slam it from height into the floor though

Like Katchum said, a little dog with big balls, running amok is a liability! 

Christ I've so many stories of it happening.

Was skating once with my old dog Trev. We were on the bike path and I could see this woman with a fanny licker on an extendable lead going beserk, on the actual footpath. This thing was going mental as we were heading towards them. She then decides to let the lead extend, as we were coming up to passing them.... that dog got booted by a rollerblade moving at 15mph. Trev didn't even break his stride

[jigsaw 11,902]

i walked in to a llama in a field of sheep another day ...fuk me that was real bad ....but thats another story.....

[mushroom 14,244]

7 minutes ago, jigsaw said:

i walked in to a llama in a field of sheep another day ...fuk me that was real bad ....but thats another story.....

Llamas are evil b*****ds!

[Greyman 32,535]

1 minute ago, mushroom said:

Llamas are evil b*****ds!

I no a bloke that keeps free range hens and keeps lamas with them, recons his fox predation is nil since he got them

[mushroom 14,244]

2 minutes ago, Greyman said:

I no a bloke that keeps free range hens and keeps lamas with them, recons his fox predation is nil since he got them

I know a few people in Blighty that have Llamas and alpacas knocking about with sheep and chooks. Have you seen how sharp their hooves are?

Years ago a lady up the stables found a fox in the lamb field, smashed up doesn't cover it! It was in bits... I had to bag and tag the cnut