Proper bullshit...

[Greb147 6,810]

Can just imagine someone's face when going to buy a bull cross and being greeted to a snipey lurcher. 

"What the hell is that, is it a joke? I thought you said it was a half cross?!?!" 

"See that big black Pitbull in that kennel, well that's the pups stepdad."

[chartpolski 27,627]

This is basically what he said when every one was laughing at the "step-daughter" nonsense;

Cheers.

[king 12,029]

There's an old guy in the village that went into the local shop.and amongst asking for other things he said can I have half a dozen shop eggs..the women said what do you mean shop eggs.he said I don't want the free range 1's I want the 1's they make in the shop."shop eggs" 

So his nickname was shop eggs.

My mates missus was working as a bar maide in the local club.shop eggs was in there and about 6 lads.

Shop eggs went up to the bar and my mates wife "cher" said what can I get you short legs he said my name's not short legs and it ain't shop eggs.the lads were pissing themselves laughing...

 

[JDHUNTING 1,817]

On 18/12/2020 at 10:12, chartpolski said:

There's a massive difference between a"raconteur" and a "bullshitter".

Raconteurs take a true story and embellish it to make it more interesting or amusing for the benefit of the listeners.

Bullshitters tell blatant lies to make THEMSELVES look more interesting or amusing.

The Internet has given them a huge audience, and there's allways the get out; " I was only on a wind up" when they get caught !

Cheers.

"Raconteur" thanks for that I like that description. I've wondered in the past why I like hearing my pals tales even though I hate bullshitters and I know there's plenty half truths in them. He just tells a good tale and it's fun to listen too.