Ken's Deputy 4,462 Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 Anyone here met Ann? I won't say " Remember " because, fukk me; If you'd met her? You'd Remember! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel_Basher 17,102 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 Not another infatuation of yours mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,462 Posted November 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 She was Something Else, mate! Must be forty odd years ago now, and Still her impression's as strong as ever. She used to man the BFSS tents, at the shows. Never forget the first time I met her. Wife and I wandered up to the stall. Ann moved in like a chess piece. Air was absolutely sizzling. I made my opening play of being a clever kunt. Soon realizing something was dreadfully wrong here. Before you knew it, I was like the collie dog in " Nathan "; I wasn't feeling so clever. In fact, I was getting my arse handed to me! When I finally managed to free myself from Ann's absolute magnetism and stagger away, my wife actually said: " What the fukk was That?! " She was brilliant, Ann. It soon got so we were Really looking forward to going to the next show, just to catch up with her. But, fukk me ....! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 50,727 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 Funny how folks leave an impression on you. I met Clarissa Dickson Wright as have a few lads in here and she was a fantastic old girl, Britain needs more Clarissa Dickson Wright’s....... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,659 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 Great when you meet a force of nature ,they leave lasting impressions ....got to say that's the most erotic description of a non sexual encounter I have ever read . 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,659 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 minute ago, WILF said: Funny how folks leave an impression on you. I met Clarissa Dickson Wright as have a few lads in here and she was a fantastic old girl, Britain needs more Clarissa Dickson Wright’s....... Had a chat with her at the Midland one year ...remarkable ,formidable lady . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 50,727 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Astanley said: Had a chat with her at the Midland one year ...remarkable ,formidable lady . Have you read her autobiography mate ? Its very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,659 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, WILF said: Have you read her autobiography mate ? Its very good Ye mate ,what a life ,and what a family ,I love good old fashioned British eccentricity. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 50,727 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, Astanley said: Ye mate ,what a life ,and what a family ,I love good old fashioned British eccentricity. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 13 minutes ago, WILF said: Have you read her autobiography mate ? Its very good should think it spot on, she usd to attend the Waterloo cup in its Hay day , loved coursing and liked few lurchers . she was good in her cooking programs , and the country ones with that jonny fella , yep great old lady ps thinking of the waterloo cup, the last day there i nearly got arrested by the police , for having go at the fookin bunny huggers there , tempers were very high that day . deff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,052 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, bird said: should think it spot on, she usd to attend the Waterloo cup in its Hay day , loved coursing and liked few lurchers . she was good in her cooking programs , and the country ones with that jonny fella , yep great old lady ps thinking of the waterloo cup, the last day there i nearly got arrested by the police , for having go at the fookin bunny huggers there , tempers were very high that day . deff i know somebody that was arrested ....you lot on here love him... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 50,727 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, bird said: should think it spot on, she usd to attend the Waterloo cup in its Hay day , loved coursing and liked few lurchers . she was good in her cooking programs , and the country ones with that jonny fella , yep great old lady ps thinking of the waterloo cup, the last day there i nearly got arrested by the police , for having go at the fookin bunny huggers there , tempers were very high that day . deff Sir Jonny Scott, baronet and all round good guy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 50,727 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 minute ago, TOMO said: i know somebody that was arrested ....you lot on here love him... Was it for carrying some lethal football banter ? Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,810 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, bird said: should think it spot on, she usd to attend the Waterloo cup in its Hay day , loved coursing and liked few lurchers . she was good in her cooking programs , and the country ones with that jonny fella , yep great old lady ps thinking of the waterloo cup, the last day there i nearly got arrested by the police , for having go at the fookin bunny huggers there , tempers were very high that day . deff I hope you didn't put your back out Ray. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,052 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, WILF said: Was it for carrying some lethal football banter ? Lol that is quite funny to be fair... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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