Ken's Deputy 4,463 Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 Just had a Great chat with my friend in NZ! I'm only up so late because I was having an involved chat with someone on here, in PM. I'd wanted to go to bed hours ago. Then my oil burning friend PM'd me. I'd literally just hit Send on a lengthy reply to them when Boosh!!! Fukking screen explodes with a big, familiar thing which is Telegram announcing I have a call! She's simply having computer problems! Not that I'm finding That amusing. More laughing at myself, for my immediate assumption that I must have fukked up royally, not even remembering it! God knows how her Telegram got obliterated from my end? She's getting a pro' in to look at her machine. What a fukking relief though! I'm Seriously running out of friends here. They're all fukking Dying!!! Mate, in US, they've told him it's now inoperable. He told them where to stick their chemo. Today, he mails me to say he's just had a stroke! Boss had open heart surgery five years ago. The other day, a local mate said He was having a stent put in?! Strongest, most hard working man I've ever known! Doesn't smoke. Barely touches drink. NZ is now looking Extremely good for fukking cancer too! Shit ton of tests and all the worst signs Me? Doc put the stethoscope on me, couple of months ago. Said; " Were you a Marine?! Because your heart and lungs are off the fukking chart!!! " Oh well. All well and good. But, shit could get grim, with barely a friend left in the world! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,982 Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 1 hour ago, W. Katchum said: Nice chirpy post morbid cnut I'm saying nowt Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,318 Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 If this is paradise I wish I had a lawnmower Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,678 Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 I'll be your friend Kenny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,314 Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: Just had a Great chat with my friend in NZ! I'm only up so late because I was having an involved chat with someone on here, in PM. I'd wanted to go to bed hours ago. Then my oil burning friend PM'd me. I'd literally just hit Send on a lengthy reply to them when Boosh!!! Fukking screen explodes with a big, familiar thing which is Telegram announcing I have a call! She's simply having computer problems! Not that I'm finding That amusing. More laughing at myself, for my immediate assumption that I must have fukked up royally, not even remembering it! God knows how her Telegram got obliterated from my end? She's getting a pro' in to look at her machine. What a fukking relief though! I'm Seriously running out of friends here. They're all fukking Dying!!! Mate, in US, they've told him it's now inoperable. He told them where to stick their chemo. Today, he mails me to say he's just had a stroke! Boss had open heart surgery five years ago. The other day, a local mate said He was having a stent put in?! Strongest, most hard working man I've ever known! Doesn't smoke. Barely touches drink. NZ is now looking Extremely good for fukking cancer too! Shit ton of tests and all the worst signs Me? Doc put the stethoscope on me, couple of months ago. Said; " Were you a Marine?! Because your heart and lungs are off the fukking chart!!! " Oh well. All well and good. But, shit could get grim, with barely a friend left in the world! lucky you got friends all over.....cos you aint got any on here..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 28,536 Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 6 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: Just had a Great chat with my friend in NZ! I'm only up so late because I was having an involved chat with someone on here, in PM. I'd wanted to go to bed hours ago. Then my oil burning friend PM'd me. I'd literally just hit Send on a lengthy reply to them when Boosh!!! Fukking screen explodes with a big, familiar thing which is Telegram announcing I have a call! She's simply having computer problems! Not that I'm finding That amusing. More laughing at myself, for my immediate assumption that I must have fukked up royally, not even remembering it! God knows how her Telegram got obliterated from my end? She's getting a pro' in to look at her machine. What a fukking relief though! I'm Seriously running out of friends here. They're all fukking Dying!!! Mate, in US, they've told him it's now inoperable. He told them where to stick their chemo. Today, he mails me to say he's just had a stroke! Boss had open heart surgery five years ago. The other day, a local mate said He was having a stent put in?! Strongest, most hard working man I've ever known! Doesn't smoke. Barely touches drink. NZ is now looking Extremely good for fukking cancer too! Shit ton of tests and all the worst signs Me? Doc put the stethoscope on me, couple of months ago. Said; " Were you a Marine?! Because your heart and lungs are off the fukking chart!!! " Oh well. All well and good. But, shit could get grim, with barely a friend left in the world! My wife's brother was diagnosed with terminal cancer, in NZ, at the age of 25. He finally succumbed to the disease last year at the age of 72 ! His longevity with this awful disease is a testament to the New Zealand health care system. Best wishes to your pal. Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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