Eggs

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

I had two, fried, eggs last night. Label on the box said Best Before April, 2020. Am I going to die now?

Of course, I keep these eggs in my cupboard. Because, after most of my life growing up around fridges with little scooped out trays in the door, for eggs, we were suddenly told they shouldn't be in the fridge?!

What was Eggweener Curries problem with them? What became of all that?

Honestly, can Anyone actually explain eggs to me? Because, I've come to the conclusion I simply no longer know what I'm fukcing doing with them. Remember the little lion stamp? " Go to work on an egg "?

Where did it all go so wrong?

 

[Greb147 6,810]

2 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

I had two, fried, eggs last night. Label on the box said Best Before April, 2020. Am I going to die now?

Of course, I keep these eggs in my cupboard. Because, after most of my life growing up around fridges with little scooped out trays in the door, for eggs, we were suddenly told they shouldn't be in the fridge?!

What was Eggweener Curries problem with them? What became of all that?

Honestly, can Anyone actually explain eggs to me? Because, I've come to the conclusion I simply no longer know what I'm fukcing doing with them. Remember the little lion stamp? " Go to work on an egg "?

Where did it all go so wrong?

 

All I know is the chicken came before the egg. 

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

No it didn't. Chickens are birds. Birds evolved from dinosaurs. Dinosaurs laid eggs.

[shaaark 11,528]

3 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

No it didn't. Chickens are birds. Birds evolved from dinosaurs. Dinosaurs laid eggs.

Uncle tequaan's eggs?

[jetro 5,349]

3 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

No it didn't. Chickens are birds. Birds evolved from dinosaurs. Dinosaurs laid eggs.

So your basically eating a dinosaur 

Atb j 

[shaaark 11,528]

Just now, jetro said:

So your basically eating a dinosaur 

Atb j 

How uncanny is that?!

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

Better than a dinosaur eating me.

[Greb147 6,810]

9 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

No it didn't. Chickens are birds. Birds evolved from dinosaurs. Dinosaurs laid eggs.

And the Dinosaur came before the egg. 

[shaaark 11,528]

Just do what I do, crack the shell, smell it. If it aint smelling it gets eaten. Can't be doing with all this use by, best before bollox

[fireman 11,463]

2 minutes ago, Greb147 said:

And the Dinosaur came before the egg. 

Females are born with all there eggs inside them already ,so they both form as embryo's together as it goes..

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

No. Dinosaurs evolved from life forms which crawled out of the water. Amphbious stuff. Newts are typical Amphibia. As are frogs. They all lay eggs.

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

3 minutes ago, shaaark said:

Just do what I do, crack the shell, smell it. If it aint smelling it gets eaten. Can't be doing with all this use by, best before bollox

And this is it, isn't it? " Bollox ". WTF have they done with the simple pleasure of eating an egg? In the fridge. No! Out of the fridge.

Go to work on an egg. Then die of salmonella or a cardiac!

Now, eat them before March. I still have four left! FFS. Nannying every move we make.

[Greb147 6,810]

Put that in your pipes and smoke it.... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1294341/Chicken-really-DID-come-egg-say-scientists.html

[shaaark 11,528]

1 minute ago, Ken's Deputy said:

And this is it, isn't it? " Bollox ". WTF have they done with the simple pleasure of eating an egg? In the fridge. No! Out of the fridge.

Go to work on an egg. Then die of salmonella or a cardiac!

Now, eat them before March. I still have four left! FFS. Nannying every move we make.

so  these last four eggs could possibly be 12 weeks old? .

I'd definitely give em the crack and sniff. Good luck with them mate, hopefully talk soon ..................

[South hams hunter 8,996]

Put it in a cup of water and see if they're off. If it floats it's f****d