terryd 8,864 Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 Among the excuses given to Gwent Police officers were: "My son is a rubbish cook so I take him food every day" "I've just been to feed the fish" "I've been to buy nail clippers for the dog" "I've bought a new catapult and wanted to try it out" Bloody greyman sloping off to to use his catchbox I bet 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,930 Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 That will be dc mate 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 47,461 Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Not me mate.... I've not seen a copper in months... Took my van being broken into 3 times for them to Come out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,930 Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Saying that my daughter let slip in a phonecall that my exs eldest son was there yet he lives in Aber nearly 20 miles away? Yet I've not seen the kids since beginning of march, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 I made a 75 mile round trip today and didn't even see a copper let alone get pulled over by one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 47,461 Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Joe I wouldn't stop and let them talk to me Abertridwr? Fod, few mile from me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,930 Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Just now, Daniel cain said: Joe I wouldn't stop and let them talk to me Abertridwr? Fod, few mile from me Na Abergavenny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,284 Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Saying that my daughter let slip in a phonecall that my exs eldest son was there yet he lives in Aber nearly 20 miles away? Yet I've not seen the kids since beginning of march, Heard of a few mothers pulling that trick, but doesnt work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,930 Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Balaur said: I've a few mates not seeing their kids for various reasons , difficult times but decisions none of us thought we'd be making strange times.... Yeah I wouldn't anyway due to situation an I'm 120 miles away but annoyed as my youngest who's 6 has bad asthma yet her sons regually visiting an I believe she's running out running errands for old people so increasing the risk of bringing it back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,408 Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Eh up Terry D. Nice to hear you on here again. ' All I did officer, was nip up to the allotment to make sure my mate hadn't run out of beer'. The bugger had so clearly I had to nip to the offi, grab a slab, take it back and make sure it was ok to drink. Honestly, didn't take more than 2 hours. Steady ride home and Bob's your uncle. Jok. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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