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Genius! Remember my old man falling off the sofa watching spike Milligan. He came to our school once, as he was mates with our history teacher, we heard this banging on the window and there he was the great man! we were flicking him the v sign and he was shouting at us to f**k off, never forget that day! He also shot a kid from our school in the arse with an air gun for scrumping his apples! A true comedy legend!

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Spikes war diarys are some of the funniest, saddest books you will read.......they some up perfectly the gallows British humour and show young blokes making a joke out of a hopeless situation.

 

They also highlight the mixture or cruelness and stupidity by authority.

 

"I told you I was ill"............lol

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A muddy orchard in Italy, pissing down with rain......1943

 

"Lance Bombadier Milligan..........Lance Bombadier Milligan........?"

 

"Is that you mother?"

 

"Its not your f***ing mother"

 

"Lance Bombadier Milligan is dead!!"

 

"Well, in that case he is going to miss the cookhouse!"

 

Brilliant !!

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Met spike in Brighton sitting on a bench looking out to sea, I sat next to him and started to ask "are you.. Before I could finish he snapped " yes I am"

OK said I and carried on with my walk, he certainly didn't want company that morning lol

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