i could of killed my dog

[sash 2]

i went out for a quick flash of the lamp, and i took my spanial, i dint fink id need a lead so i just went, i got about a mile away from the house flicked the lamp on, to have a quick look (the dog was right beside me). the dog jumped a fence, so i followed, over the top of the hill she dissapeard. i was looking for her about an hour, i was walking back very disapointed, i dint no what to tell my dad. i got home and the dog was sitting on the door step, with a black bird!.

 

i was gutted that it only had a black bird, but i could of murded the bast**d for fcukin off!!

 

has [NO TEXT TALK] else had this trouble [bANNED TEXT]?

[Guest Pat]

well my case was in the dayrime was out with a mate and the terriers were hunting up a big patch of long grass the put a pheasent up and a woodcock and then an hare got up and it ran till I couldnt see it anymore in to the distance and past the farm house and my russell was working it up it was running on the warm sent and I was sreaming my balls of at the dog but he goes deaf in situation like this but I thought f**k the dog I was angry but I knew hed cme back to me and carried on walking eventually he turned up at the side of me wagging his tail out of breath looking at me but I couldnt hit him now hed come back to me but I thought next time youll have my boot up your ass if I can catch u.

[Tarmac 1]

sash your a big ugly gimp.

[sash 2]

sash your a big ugly gimp.

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YEAH GOOD 1 TIT HEAD!

were from the same blood line.

[J Darcy 5,871]

Sash...be careful taking those black birds home...

[runsatnite 7]

taking them black birds home will get the naibourhood a bad name LOL

[blackstar 0]

once u go black theres no going back

[Tarmac 1]

you wish you was from the same bloodline as me, i'm like a bull, or others no them as stud's, gorgeous and can shag all day basically .... :kiss:

 

Everybody.... sash really likes the black birds, he likes to lick there pink panther and twang there big pubic hairs with his teeth . :kiss: :

[sash 2]

im not bin Racist, but iv never pulled a black bird.

EVERYBODY! !

every gitlfriend tarmac had is Obviously the same blood line as his dog.

Arnt you part welsh, is that why you only hunt the fields with sheep????

[Tarmac 1]

haha

 

you've droped yourself in the shit now boy, arn't i right in saying your scared of sheep and horses, yet you claim to excel in hunting? how can you possibly enjoy hunting if your scared of live stock... :search:

and no guys ignore this thick gayboy because i've got 0% welsh in me and do not bum any form of live stock.... :kiss:

 

and what has my dogs breeding got to do with this, i no your jealous because i have a potenital wonder dog but leave the pup out of it you gimp, plus if the birds i have had are of the same breeding atleast its a good strain, unlike your's matey! :whistle: all the lasses i've pulled are in a much higher league than yours sonny.... your iving in a dream world. go lamping with your cocker ans try pull a deer, let me kno when you get one, i'll come and help you carry it. :whistle: :kiss:

[DIDO.1 22,864]

Pressed the wrong bit on my phone with clumsy fingers and went right back to the beginning 

We often moan about some of the posts on thl but at least the quality has improved a bit from this sort of standard

[Astanley 11,659]

If you think it's improved since then ,you're not really paying attention ...Tarmac and sash ,are both former names of Ketchup .

[forest of dean redneck 12,023]

Way to start thread necromancy