Animal Trainer ?

[eastcoast 4,567]

Hello

 

I came across something today that is new to me. I found it in an article in the Daily Express. Long story short but there is a lady who can talk to dogs by means of entering their minds. This is how to do it :

 

" Imagine yourself shrinking down to a miniature version of yourself, give yourself some fairy wings and fly out through a trap door in your head and into the dog's. From there you will get your dog's eye view of the world " After that she goes on to explain how we can talk to our dogs .Sort of a Vulcan mind meld thing.

 

Now then, I used to think that I was a good dogman. I now know that this is not true. The dogs that I've had in the past performed in the way they did because of the amount of time I was able to spend with them and the availability of game that I had on my doorstep and not because of any " gift " from God that I thought I had. I am now trying and failing to train a well bred ( working ) terrier to perform as a gundog , something that I have managed to do in the past but not doing very well now. Maybe this thing that I've discovered today could help.

 

My question is. If I turn into a fairy will my dog know that is me, or will he react in the same that he does to everything else that he hasn't been broken to and hit me like a steam train and shake me until by my wings fall off ? I suppose it's the " if you die in your dream do you die in real life ? " that's putting me off trying it.

 

P.S. As the dog in question is a terrier some may think that this should of been posted in the Terrier section but the Lurcher people seem to be more open minded and less angry with the world.

 

[king 12,030]

Hello

 

I came across something today that is new to me. I found it in an article in the Daily Express. Long story short but there is a lady who can talk to dogs by means of entering their minds. This is how to do it :

 

" Imagine yourself shrinking down to a miniature version of yourself, give yourself some fairy wings and fly out through a trap door in your head and into the dog's. From there you will get your dog's eye view of the world " After that she goes on to explain how we can talk to our dogs .Sort of a Vulcan mind meld thing.

 

Now then, I used to think that I was a good dogman. I now know that this is not true. The dogs that I've had in the past performed in the way they did because of the amount of time I was able to spend with them and the availability of game that I had on my doorstep and not because of any " gift " from God that I thought I had. I am now trying and failing to train a well bred ( working ) terrier to perform as a gundog , something that I have managed to do in the past but not doing very well now. Maybe this thing that I've discovered today could help.

 

My question is. If I turn into a fairy will my dog know that is me, or will he react in the same that he does to everything else that he hasn't been broken to and hit me like a steam train and shake me until by my wings fall off ? I suppose it's the " if you die in your dream do you die in real life ? " that's putting me off trying it.

 

P.S. As the dog in question is a terrier some may think that this should of been posted in the Terrier section but the Lurcher people seem to be more open minded and less angry with the world.

 

f**k me.you must be smoking some fecking wild skunk mate.

[the pikey poacher 1,157]

Hello

 

I came across something today that is new to me. I found it in an article in the Daily Express. Long story short but there is a lady who can talk to dogs by means of entering their minds. This is how to do it :

 

" Imagine yourself shrinking down to a miniature version of yourself, give yourself some fairy wings and fly out through a trap door in your head and into the dog's. From there you will get your dog's eye view of the world " After that she goes on to explain how we can talk to our dogs .Sort of a Vulcan mind meld thing.

 

Now then, I used to think that I was a good dogman. I now know that this is not true. The dogs that I've had in the past performed in the way they did because of the amount of time I was able to spend with them and the availability of game that I had on my doorstep and not because of any " gift " from God that I thought I had. I am now trying and failing to train a well bred ( working ) terrier to perform as a gundog , something that I have managed to do in the past but not doing very well now. Maybe this thing that I've discovered today could help.

 

My question is. If I turn into a fairy will my dog know that is me, or will he react in the same that he does to everything else that he hasn't been broken to and hit me like a steam train and shake me until by my wings fall off ? I suppose it's the " if you die in your dream do you die in real life ? " that's putting me off trying it.

 

P.S. As the dog in question is a terrier some may think that this should of been posted in the Terrier section but the Lurcher people seem to be more open minded and less angry with the world.

 

that is some serious shit you been smoking mate turning into fairys flying out your head and into a dogs head then looking out through his eyes wow

[green dragon 701]

What ever she smokes I want some. pm me her number mate lol Il stick to the traditional way to train my dogs. Atb mate

[king 12,030]

 

Hello

 

I came across something today that is new to me. I found it in an article in the Daily Express. Long story short but there is a lady who can talk to dogs by means of entering their minds. This is how to do it :

 

" Imagine yourself shrinking down to a miniature version of yourself, give yourself some fairy wings and fly out through a trap door in your head and into the dog's. From there you will get your dog's eye view of the world " After that she goes on to explain how we can talk to our dogs .Sort of a Vulcan mind meld thing.

 

Now then, I used to think that I was a good dogman. I now know that this is not true. The dogs that I've had in the past performed in the way they did because of the amount of time I was able to spend with them and the availability of game that I had on my doorstep and not because of any " gift " from God that I thought I had. I am now trying and failing to train a well bred ( working ) terrier to perform as a gundog , something that I have managed to do in the past but not doing very well now. Maybe this thing that I've discovered today could help.

 

My question is. If I turn into a fairy will my dog know that is me, or will he react in the same that he does to everything else that he hasn't been broken to and hit me like a steam train and shake me until by my wings fall off ? I suppose it's the " if you die in your dream do you die in real life ? " that's putting me off trying it.

 

P.S. As the dog in question is a terrier some may think that this should of been posted in the Terrier section but the Lurcher people seem to be more open minded and less angry with the world.

 

that is some serious shit you been smoking mate turning into fairys flying out your head and into a dogs head then looking out through his eyes wow

Gear that strong would cost about £850 a 1/4.

[green dragon 701]

 

 

Hello

 

I came across something today that is new to me. I found it in an article in the Daily Express. Long story short but there is a lady who can talk to dogs by means of entering their minds. This is how to do it :

 

" Imagine yourself shrinking down to a miniature version of yourself, give yourself some fairy wings and fly out through a trap door in your head and into the dog's. From there you will get your dog's eye view of the world " After that she goes on to explain how we can talk to our dogs .Sort of a Vulcan mind meld thing.

 

Now then, I used to think that I was a good dogman. I now know that this is not true. The dogs that I've had in the past performed in the way they did because of the amount of time I was able to spend with them and the availability of game that I had on my doorstep and not because of any " gift " from God that I thought I had. I am now trying and failing to train a well bred ( working ) terrier to perform as a gundog , something that I have managed to do in the past but not doing very well now. Maybe this thing that I've discovered today could help.

 

My question is. If I turn into a fairy will my dog know that is me, or will he react in the same that he does to everything else that he hasn't been broken to and hit me like a steam train and shake me until by my wings fall off ? I suppose it's the " if you die in your dream do you die in real life ? " that's putting me off trying it.

 

P.S. As the dog in question is a terrier some may think that this should of been posted in the Terrier section but the Lurcher people seem to be more open minded and less angry with the world.

that is some serious shit you been smoking mate turning into fairys flying out your head and into a dogs head then looking out through his eyes wow

Gear that strong would cost about £850 a 1/4.

I'll take an 1/8 mate. on tick till Friday? .

Edited May 5, 2016 by green dragon

[jeppi26 1,855]

f**k me get me some of that stuff mate I want to know what else you can do on it

[peterhunter86 8,627]

Take me to her dealer

[jeppi26 1,855]

 

 

 

Hello

 

I came across something today that is new to me. I found it in an article in the Daily Express. Long story short but there is a lady who can talk to dogs by means of entering their minds. This is how to do it :

 

" Imagine yourself shrinking down to a miniature version of yourself, give yourself some fairy wings and fly out through a trap door in your head and into the dog's. From there you will get your dog's eye view of the world " After that she goes on to explain how we can talk to our dogs .Sort of a Vulcan mind meld thing.

 

Now then, I used to think that I was a good dogman. I now know that this is not true. The dogs that I've had in the past performed in the way they did because of the amount of time I was able to spend with them and the availability of game that I had on my doorstep and not because of any " gift " from God that I thought I had. I am now trying and failing to train a well bred ( working ) terrier to perform as a gundog , something that I have managed to do in the past but not doing very well now. Maybe this thing that I've discovered today could help.

 

My question is. If I turn into a fairy will my dog know that is me, or will he react in the same that he does to everything else that he hasn't been broken to and hit me like a steam train and shake me until by my wings fall off ? I suppose it's the " if you die in your dream do you die in real life ? " that's putting me off trying it.

 

P.S. As the dog in question is a terrier some may think that this should of been posted in the Terrier section but the Lurcher people seem to be more open minded and less angry with the world.

that is some serious shit you been smoking mate turning into fairys flying out your head and into a dogs head then looking out through his eyes wow

Gear that strong would cost about £850 a 1/4.

I'll take an 1/8 mate. on tick till Friday? .

Your two are messing at the game with your 1/4 1/8 al take the lot pal hahahaha

[king 12,030]

That's battered my head just reading it.

I can't imagine what damage you would do to your head thinking that shit.

[king 12,030]

 

 

 

 

Hello

 

I came across something today that is new to me. I found it in an article in the Daily Express. Long story short but there is a lady who can talk to dogs by means of entering their minds. This is how to do it :

 

" Imagine yourself shrinking down to a miniature version of yourself, give yourself some fairy wings and fly out through a trap door in your head and into the dog's. From there you will get your dog's eye view of the world " After that she goes on to explain how we can talk to our dogs .Sort of a Vulcan mind meld thing.

 

Now then, I used to think that I was a good dogman. I now know that this is not true. The dogs that I've had in the past performed in the way they did because of the amount of time I was able to spend with them and the availability of game that I had on my doorstep and not because of any " gift " from God that I thought I had. I am now trying and failing to train a well bred ( working ) terrier to perform as a gundog , something that I have managed to do in the past but not doing very well now. Maybe this thing that I've discovered today could help.

 

My question is. If I turn into a fairy will my dog know that is me, or will he react in the same that he does to everything else that he hasn't been broken to and hit me like a steam train and shake me until by my wings fall off ? I suppose it's the " if you die in your dream do you die in real life ? " that's putting me off trying it.

 

P.S. As the dog in question is a terrier some may think that this should of been posted in the Terrier section but the Lurcher people seem to be more open minded and less angry with the world.

that is some serious shit you been smoking mate turning into fairys flying out your head and into a dogs head then looking out through his eyes wow

Gear that strong would cost about £850 a 1/4.

I'll take an 1/8 mate. on tick till Friday? .

Your two are messing at the game with your 1/4 1/8 al take the lot pal hahahaha

A single skinner of that stuff would blow your skull jeppi.

That's proper tree hugging chong.

[peterhunter86 8,627]

This looks like its going to be a good thread wouldnt mind having a toke of that while im reading it

[Blueboybilly 164]

Hello

 

I came across something today that is new to me. I found it in an article in the Daily Express. Long story short but there is a lady who can talk to dogs by means of entering their minds. This is how to do it :

 

" Imagine yourself shrinking down to a miniature version of yourself, give yourself some fairy wings and fly out through a trap door in your head and into the dog's. From there you will get your dog's eye view of the world " After that she goes on to explain how we can talk to our dogs .Sort of a Vulcan mind meld thing.

 

Now then, I used to think that I was a good dogman. I now know that this is not true. The dogs that I've had in the past performed in the way they did because of the amount of time I was able to spend with them and the availability of game that I had on my doorstep and not because of any " gift " from God that I thought I had. I am now trying and failing to train a well bred ( working ) terrier to perform as a gundog , something that I have managed to do in the past but not doing very well now. Maybe this thing that I've discovered today could help.

 

My question is. If I turn into a fairy will my dog know that is me, or will he react in the same that he does to everything else that he hasn't been broken to and hit me like a steam train and shake me until by my wings fall off ? I suppose it's the " if you die in your dream do you die in real life ? " that's putting me off trying it.

 

P.S. As the dog in question is a terrier some may think that this should of been posted in the Terrier section but the Lurcher people seem to be more open minded and less angry with the world.

 

 

WOW!!!!! That's some f****d up shit!!

 

[Blueboybilly 164]

The season is over and Eastcoast is getting high!!

[Fieldsporthunter 1,864]

Fukcing class. .??