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I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace. 

 

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On 10/02/2020 at 10:13, Foxpack 2 said:

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My wheelie bin has had to go on a speed awareness course thanks to you bitch.

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