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I was fuuckin 5 man and I got a proper slap for it pre and post hospital :laugh:

 

Ah the 80's... when slapping kids was encouraged hahaha

Lol I can remember me and my mate as kids up a tree with no tops on when the branch snapped, my mate landed in a huge nettle bed lmao . I can still vision him going ooooowwwwww mummy mummy mummy ?
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Mate of mine fell out of a conker tree. We were about 9-10 and this poor twot was below me, I was bouncing on the branch he was holding on to and it feckin snapped now bearing we are about 30' up maybe more he scrambles in the air begging for balance and then in slow mo he tumbles down.....

 

Twatting every single branch of that mature horse chestnut screaming his cnut out for his mam :laugh:

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Fecking fannies, just rub some pile cream on them and carry on. :laugh: Seriously though it contains Lidocain which is a local anaesthetic that stops the stinging in a couple of minutes. :yes:

 

TC

 

That's assuming we all have Farmer Giles cream handy. :hmm:

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13 when I fell out of conker tree,,broke my arm right across my elbow, where I put it out,,,it bent the wrong way....

 

In hospital overnight whilst they operated on it,,,physiotherapy for 6 month after the cast came off,,,,,the only bright side was I missed double French ,,,lol

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