The one 8,597 Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 A Glasgow couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'lltry being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says,"Stand in front of that bar and pick up a bloke.Tell him you charge £100. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when abloke pulls up and asks "How much?"She says, " £100??"He replies, "All I got is £30!"She says, "Hold on", and runs back to the husband and asks."What now. What can he get for thirty?"A hand job?" the husband replied.She runs back and tells the bloke all he gets for £30 is a hand job.He agrees and she gets in the car.He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE willy.She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back.."She runs back to the husband."What's wrong?" he asks."...........any chance you could lend this bloke £70?" 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicken_man 1,651 Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 :-D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shealy 176 Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 https://video-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xfp1/v/t42.1790-2/11030246_818836418196730_637808101_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjMxOCwicmxhIjo1MTJ9&rl=318&vabr=177&oh=c9ab74413002030528d845bc81c0665f&oe=55DB4D70 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Did you end up lending it to her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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