Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Can dyslexic people read Welsh? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word ? Is a clear conscience the first sign of a bad memory ? Is old age the price of maturity ? If your life isn't worth living, what else can you do with it ? Should you choose the lesser of two evils, or the one you've never tried before ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,630 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 No dunno maybe yes end it dunno 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,585 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 If we are all gods children what makes Jesus so special 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 (edited) No dunno maybe yes end it dunno I think they're rhetorical questions, Stan. Like 'Why is the word 'dyslexic' so difficult to spell ?' Edited June 25, 2015 by Blackbriar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,630 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Why do idiots feel the need to answer rhetorical questions ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 I think I am, therefore I might be ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,623 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Do retarded people from Birmingham just talk normal ? 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbit Hunter 6,613 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Lmao! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 (edited) If "I am" is the shortest possible sentence, is "I do" the longest ? Edited June 25, 2015 by Blackbriar 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 My local local shop is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Why is there a lock on the door ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,585 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? If humans evolved from apes or chimps, why are the chimps and apes still here? If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Do fish get thirsty? Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? Do pilots take crash-courses? Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a coin? Can you cry under water? What's the difference between a novel and a book? If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes? How do you get off a nonstop flight? How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others? How do you write zero in Roman numerals? If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? Why is the show called Unsolved Mysteries? If they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Do penguins have knees? Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it's coming on? What are imitation rhinestones? What do batteries run on? What do chickens think we taste like? What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it? How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit, if there was an emergency surely you would not stay standing there? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Why are both of SpongeBob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square? Does a two-humped camel store more water, travel further than a one-humped camel? Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot? Why do they call it 'life' insurance? Why do they make cars go so fast it's illegal? Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest? Why do we have hot water heaters when hot water doesn't need to be heated? If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? Do they call a fortune teller who can't see a "blind seer"? Why do you give your two cents worth when it's only a penny for your thoughts? Restaurant rules - No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. What if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant serve them? If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them? Why do you feet smell and your nose runs? When the French swear do they say pardon my English? How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day and then come back for more the next day? Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state: Caution - May Cause Drowsiness? If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up" comedy? What happened to Old Zealand? Which is the other side of the street? Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!" Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why are highways build so close to the ground? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting? Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast? Why is chess considered a sport? Why is it that when you are sleeping its called drool but when you are awake its called spit? Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?" If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"? How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. What three things would you bring to a deserted Island? Why doesn't anyone say "BOAT"? How do mermaids make babies? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP? Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? How can a product be new and improved? If it's new, what was it improving on? Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy? Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car? If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? If you dig a hole through the center of the earth to the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up? What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? Can you read a picture book? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Why are these mysteries not great? Why do you "dial" a number on your phone when phones haven't had dials for years? How does a thermos flask know whether the drink should be hot or cold? Why is a boxing ring square? How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Same for flammable and inflammable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,585 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 When a prisoner is executed by lethal injection, why do they use a sterile needle ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Can you buy a full chess set in a pawn shop ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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