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Is it really any different to the old door handle trick? As long as the tooth is loose, and the kid is up for it... Theres all sorts of ways going about these days, rockets, baseballs it really is moving with the times.

I see some guy on a real life dvd series (bum fights :laugh: ) climb on a wall and drop a breeze block of it not once but 3 times to pull a tooth that Im not even sure was loose lol.

 

My Ma was the worst, you dare not tell her you had a tooth loose, relentless till it was out of your head she was. "Come here, I just want to have a look... Crack!.." She had a knack of knocking it out with the first knuckle of her forefinger and you`d be half laughing half crying spitting blood to coo`s of "Its alright, its out now.." Yeah cheers. :laugh:

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Dearo. I'm afraid if I was his wife/mother of that kid daddy in his muscle car would get one hell of a Wollop up side the head.

 

Not worth the risk imo. For goodness sake tie to a door lol I pulled most of my loose teeth either with the string or hoked and poked at it till it came loose - I was too scared to get parents to do it incase it hurt :laugh:

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Is it really any different to the old door handle trick? As long as the tooth is loose, and the kid is up for it... Theres all sorts of ways going about these days, rockets, baseballs it really is moving with the times.

I see some guy on a real life dvd series (bum fights :laugh: ) climb on a wall and drop a breeze block of it not once but 3 times to pull a tooth that Im not even sure was loose lol.

 

My Ma was the worst, you dare not tell her you had a tooth loose, relentless till it was out of your head she was. "Come here, I just want to have a look... Crack!.." She had a knack of knocking it out with the first knuckle of her forefinger and you`d be half laughing half crying spitting blood to coo`s of "Its alright, its out now.." Yeah cheers. :laugh:

i love your mammy :laugh: proper way and means........ Just knock it out :laugh: good post :thumbs:
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Is it really any different to the old door handle trick? As long as the tooth is loose, and the kid is up for it... Theres all sorts of ways going about these days, rockets, baseballs it really is moving with the times.

I see some guy on a real life dvd series (bum fights :laugh: ) climb on a wall and drop a breeze block of it not once but 3 times to pull a tooth that Im not even sure was loose lol.

 

My Ma was the worst, you dare not tell her you had a tooth loose, relentless till it was out of your head she was. "Come here, I just want to have a look... Crack!.." She had a knack of knocking it out with the first knuckle of her forefinger and you`d be half laughing half crying spitting blood to coo`s of "Its alright, its out now.." Yeah cheers. :laugh:

So, in a nutshell, when you were a kid, your Mam punched your teeth out...

 

"Ah, good morning,could you put me through to Social Services, please?"

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Is it really any different to the old door handle trick? As long as the tooth is loose, and the kid is up for it... Theres all sorts of ways going about these days, rockets, baseballs it really is moving with the times.

I see some guy on a real life dvd series (bum fights :laugh: ) climb on a wall and drop a breeze block of it not once but 3 times to pull a tooth that Im not even sure was loose lol.

 

My Ma was the worst, you dare not tell her you had a tooth loose, relentless till it was out of your head she was. "Come here, I just want to have a look... Crack!.." She had a knack of knocking it out with the first knuckle of her forefinger and you`d be half laughing half crying spitting blood to coo`s of "Its alright, its out now.." Yeah cheers. :laugh:

So, in a nutshell, when you were a kid, your Mam punched your teeth out...

 

"Ah, good morning,could you put me through to Social Services, please?"

 

 

You've obviously never met Bob. If you did, you'd want to punch his teeth out too. :laugh:

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Is it really any different to the old door handle trick? As long as the tooth is loose, and the kid is up for it... Theres all sorts of ways going about these days, rockets, baseballs it really is moving with the times.

I see some guy on a real life dvd series (bum fights :laugh: ) climb on a wall and drop a breeze block of it not once but 3 times to pull a tooth that Im not even sure was loose lol.

 

My Ma was the worst, you dare not tell her you had a tooth loose, relentless till it was out of your head she was. "Come here, I just want to have a look... Crack!.." She had a knack of knocking it out with the first knuckle of her forefinger and you`d be half laughing half crying spitting blood to coo`s of "Its alright, its out now.." Yeah cheers. :laugh:

 

 

lol,,,love it she sounds like a character.... made me chuckle that... :laugh:

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Is it really any different to the old door handle trick? As long as the tooth is loose, and the kid is up for it... Theres all sorts of ways going about these days, rockets, baseballs it really is moving with the times.

I see some guy on a real life dvd series (bum fights :laugh: ) climb on a wall and drop a breeze block of it not once but 3 times to pull a tooth that Im not even sure was loose lol.

 

My Ma was the worst, you dare not tell her you had a tooth loose, relentless till it was out of your head she was. "Come here, I just want to have a look... Crack!.." She had a knack of knocking it out with the first knuckle of her forefinger and you`d be half laughing half crying spitting blood to coo`s of "Its alright, its out now.." Yeah cheers. :laugh:

So, in a nutshell, when you were a kid, your Mam punched your teeth out...

 

"Ah, good morning,could you put me through to Social Services, please?"

 

 

You've obviously never met Bob. If you did, you'd want to punch his teeth out too. :laugh:

 

 

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It's a bit worse using a car though. Could have dragged him up the road on his face and he didn't drive off gently did he?

I didnt watch it to be honest, nothing surprises me these days. I`d have least put safety specks on him and got him to tilt his chin in the right direction. You`ve have to be retarded to try an pull a barely loose tooth with a car

 

 

 

Is it really any different to the old door handle trick? As long as the tooth is loose, and the kid is up for it... Theres all sorts of ways going about these days, rockets, baseballs it really is moving with the times.

I see some guy on a real life dvd series (bum fights :laugh: ) climb on a wall and drop a breeze block of it not once but 3 times to pull a tooth that Im not even sure was loose lol.

 

My Ma was the worst, you dare not tell her you had a tooth loose, relentless till it was out of your head she was. "Come here, I just want to have a look... Crack!.." She had a knack of knocking it out with the first knuckle of her forefinger and you`d be half laughing half crying spitting blood to coo`s of "Its alright, its out now.." Yeah cheers. :laugh:

So, in a nutshell, when you were a kid, your Mam punched your teeth out...

 

"Ah, good morning,could you put me through to Social Services, please?"

 

 

You've obviously never met Bob. If you did, you'd want to punch his teeth out too. :laugh:

 

Steady mush, I`ll get me Ma on ya. :laugh:

She is a character, nicest woman going with very strong morals until you vex her, then get the feck out her way.

Coming from a one parent family in Liverpool, we`ve battled side by side, toe to toe and everything in between. I sometimes wonder how she`s not grey yet. I got 100`s of mad tales I remember growing up. Bless her. Wouldnt change her for the world.

 

I guess its just the north south divide Blackbriar. Things are definitely done different down here.

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It's a bit worse using a car though. Could have dragged him up the road on his face and he didn't drive off gently did he?

 

I didnt watch it to be honest, nothing surprises me these days. I`d have least put safety specks on him and got him to tilt his chin in the right direction. You`ve have to be retarded to try an pull a barely loose tooth with a car

 

 

 

Is it really any different to the old door handle trick? As long as the tooth is loose, and the kid is up for it... Theres all sorts of ways going about these days, rockets, baseballs it really is moving with the times.

I see some guy on a real life dvd series (bum fights :laugh: ) climb on a wall and drop a breeze block of it not once but 3 times to pull a tooth that Im not even sure was loose lol.

 

My Ma was the worst, you dare not tell her you had a tooth loose, relentless till it was out of your head she was. "Come here, I just want to have a look... Crack!.." She had a knack of knocking it out with the first knuckle of her forefinger and you`d be half laughing half crying spitting blood to coo`s of "Its alright, its out now.." Yeah cheers. :laugh:

 

So, in a nutshell, when you were a kid, your Mam punched your teeth out...

"Ah, good morning,could you put me through to Social Services, please?"

You've obviously never met Bob. If you did, you'd want to punch his teeth out too. :laugh:

Steady mush, I`ll get me Ma on ya. :laugh:

She is a character, nicest woman going with very strong morals until you vex her, then get the feck out her way.

Coming from a one parent family in Liverpool, we`ve battled side by side, toe to toe and everything in between. I sometimes wonder how she`s not grey yet. I got 100`s of mad tales I remember growing up. Bless her. Wouldnt change her for the world.

 

I guess its just the north south divide Blackbriar. Things are definitely done different down here.

I'm from the Midlands, but I've travelled the country ,and I think your right !

My mam sometimes smacked us round the head and when you asked what for, she'd say "Just in case.....". You never crossed her twice !

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